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Offline JonnyFrag

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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #15 on: November 10, 2006, 01:10:54 PM »
Oh, please, folks.. how is this shocking news?!? I mean, doesnt that whore go through like so many guys within a year?

Okay, I feel sorry for KFD... I too had been dumped recently, so I know what its like... its depressing.. and seeing how Britney seems to be taking it, with her cheerful smile and poses, I'd be pissed too!

Somebody send KFD a free Rifftrax! He deserves it!

Please remember, this is the man that brought unto the world PoPoZau.

He gets what he deserves!

There is no fate too harsh for this man. Except maybe Paris Hilton. In fact, that would probably be a bad idea. Like the Keymaster and Gatekeeper, you;d never want these two to meet. Imagine the unstoppable STD that would be formed from that!
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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #16 on: November 10, 2006, 01:18:25 PM »
Oh, please, folks.. how is this shocking news?!? I mean, doesnt that whore go through like so many guys within a year?

Okay, I feel sorry for KFD... I too had been dumped recently, so I know what its like... its depressing.. and seeing how Britney seems to be taking it, with her cheerful smile and poses, I'd be pissed too!

Somebody send KFD a free Rifftrax! He deserves it!

Please remember, this is the man that brought unto the world PoPoZau.

He gets what he deserves!

There is no fate too harsh for this man. Except maybe Paris Hilton. In fact, that would probably be a bad idea. Like the Keymaster and Gatekeeper, you;d never want these two to meet. Imagine the unstoppable STD that would be formed from that!


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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #17 on: November 10, 2006, 01:22:15 PM »
A gonorrhea strain as big as the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, only twice as funky-smelling and nowhere near as tasty.

Damn Platypus, did you have to go into so much detail?
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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2010, 09:54:14 AM »
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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #19 on: March 22, 2010, 06:14:58 AM »
BRITNEY AND KEVIN DIVORCED?!?!?!




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Re: Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorced!
« Reply #20 on: March 22, 2010, 04:14:56 PM »