I didn't get this Team stuff until watching the NM riff.
But honestly, five minutes in, I was actually rooting for Jacob. I mean, besides wanting to be Bella's doormat... he's the only half-likeable character. Of course, it's not like he's got much competition. Really though, I wasn't rooting for Jacob to get with Bella. I was rooting for him to wake the F up, stake Edward and go find a WORTHY woman.
Now I'm a straight dude, and married at that... but Jacob had an pretty good Swayziness going on for most of the movie. He looks pretty good, smooth tannish skin and all, especially after loosing the hair (though it was pretty hair-metal awesome). ... And then you see Edward with his shirt off in Italy, and I nearly puked! Oh, GOD, what a pasty, skinny, ugly Brit. UGH. And... What the crap is wrong with his nipple??? Did anyone else see that? (my wife saw it too) Is he decaying??