Team Edward or Team Jacob?

[Pak-Man]

OK. So now we know the players. If someone pointed a gun at you and MADE you choose, who would you pick?

[bettertomorrowamy]

I'd eat the bullet.

[goflyblind]

well, i'm on team bill. i suppose, transitively, that means i'm on team jacob. :\

[Darth Geek]

Team Dracula.

[Bob]

Team Buffy

[Moleman]

Team Zombie Buttcrack Santa back from the dead.


(What the heck does this team Edward vs Jacob even mean?)

[Darth Geek]

Team Zombie Buttcrack Santa back from the dead.


(What the heck does this team Edward vs Jacob even mean?)

I think it just means for Twihards, which character do they prefer Bela end up with, Edward or Jacob.

[Moleman]

Butt-crack Santa must have left some kind of impression for Bella to remember him from when she was 5 years old.


<3 Bella and Zombie Butt-crack Santa forever <3

[Darth Geek]

Butt-crack Santa must have left some kind of impression for Bella to remember him from when she was 5 years old.


<3 Bella and Zombie Butt-crack Santa forever <3

Buttcrack Santa. The least offensive character in the first movie.

[Cosmic Muse]

Team Jacob

[Rattrap007]

The Gay wolves... so Team Jacob

[ShadowDog]

Team Jacob ... but it's Jacob from Lost.

[Cosmic Muse]

I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll. 

[zenmichael]

Buttcrack Santa was Waylon, btw, and he's dead now (like REALLY dead, not come-back-as-a-monster dead), so you can't be Team Buttcrack Santa.

Team Jacob all the friggin way, man. Edward seems to hate Bella, denies her sex and is generally abusive and dismissive. Jacob takes her as she is and basically pledges his friggin life to protect her from the shitstorm Ed & family bring down on her.  I hate Bella with a fiery passion, but if we're just in general choosing who seems like the better bf, it's Jacob all the way.

Also (as we point out in our riff) I find it odd that there's more sexual tension between Carla & Bella when he's cleaning her wound than there is between Bella and Edward, so I really think there should be a Team Carla vote. I'd go for that; why not?

[Bob]

I wish there was a Team Barnabas Collins in this poll. 

Speaking of, wouldn't you kill to have this game at home today?    Although, I heard the game "sucks".