Favorite lines?

[stansimpson]

"EVIL HARPO!"

"She took acting lessons from George Michael Bluth."

"Oh hai reality."

"The Red Hot Chili Peppers!" (in fact, pretty much every line in the whole scene of Bella talking to Jacob in the rain killed!)

A Magneto/Cerebro bit is always welcomed, too.   

When I saw this non-riffed (yes, I prefer it this way no matter how bad the movie), and the first time you see the wolf, I thought "Oh!  The Gmork!  They HAVE to mention that here!"  And indeed... they did.   

"A hobbit lay here..."  Oh man I loved that!

The whole scene with the black, dreadlocked vampire dude was great.

"I literally can't.  See?"  *blawooughwaa*


Of course, there were dozens of others.  I tried to remember my favorites, so no doubt I'm forgetting some other great ones.

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Ok I saw it again so now I remember some. Some of these have been mentioned and I don't care.

LOVED "A hobbit lay here!" I even LOOKED like that terrain! Hilarious!!!

"I had a nightmare that people weren't as taken by my trembly mannerisms as I think they are!!!" Hilarious. Seriously---WHY does she have THREE guys fighting over her?!?!? What planet is she on, and can I move there? If they fall in love with her instantly, I'll be surrounded by admirers.

One of my favorites was definitely "It kills me. It drives me upstate and buries my body!"  Man I wish I thought of that.

I love all the jokes about the halloween fetish, my favorites being "Now she'll meet a cute emo Frankenstein kid!" and "Now she meets and instantly falls in love with a Merman" SOOOO funny!

All the jokes about the pausing rocked: "Complete sentence?..... NO!" and "IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!"

Plus: "It's my job to protect you. I got it on Monster.com"

Oh and the jokes about changing her. "I want you to change me." "Just potty train yourself!!"

Oh and I loved when we first saw the Werewolf--I loved the Neverending Story reference--he looked like that dog!! Though that dog was much better, unfortunately. These effects were terrible---embarrassingly so. It's 2010 people!

All the others mentioned were hilarious too. Great riff. I think the riffs are better when the movies are this bad, don't you? Can't wait til the next Twilight rifftrax!!

[anais.jude]

Seriously---WHY does she have THREE guys fighting over her?!?!? What planet is she on, and can I move there? If they fall in love with her instantly, I'll be surrounded by admirers.

Do to the fact that you are intelligent, witty, and tolerable, I highly doubt that

[PlayMSTie]

"Quick, someone call Cesar Milan!" or however that line went.

[ShadowDog]

Seriously---WHY does she have THREE guys fighting over her?!?!? What planet is she on, and can I move there? If they fall in love with her instantly, I'll be surrounded by admirers.

Do to the fact that you are intelligent, witty, and tolerable, I highly doubt that

Yeah I think a lot of Bella's attraction is that a lot of guys like really dumb girls.

[THE QUEEN!!!]

Seriously---WHY does she have THREE guys fighting over her?!?!? What planet is she on, and can I move there? If they fall in love with her instantly, I'll be surrounded by admirers.

Do to the fact that you are intelligent, witty, and tolerable, I highly doubt that

Yeah I think a lot of Bella's attraction is that a lot of guys like really dumb girls.

I'm more inclined to think it's because it's in the script. There's dumb, then there's twitchy and uninteresting and dumb.

[CJones]

"Hell's full. God's sending people to East Lansing Michigan now."

That and the whole "throwing up montage" thing.

[THE QUEEN!!!]

I also loved at the beginning: "If you're preparing au gratin cauliflower, I have the magical power to add a whole minute to the preparation time!"

[warofthebees]

Bill's freakout at the beginning was hilarious to me.  I don't know why, maybe it was because it seemed so out of character for him, or maybe it was because I find bleeping funnier than actual cursing (I seriously do).

Also, during Bella's depression montage, right after her second scream:  "That's it, first thing tomorrow morning, she's out of here."

[TTYT]

Alice: "Bella will be one of us! I've seen it. I'll change her myself!"

Bill: "Well, how would that wor-Saaaayyy!"

[JimJ]

Bill's freakout at the beginning was hilarious to me.  I don't know why, maybe it was because it seemed so out of character for him, or maybe it was because I find bleeping funnier than actual cursing (I seriously do).

I also find bleeping funnier in certain contexts.  If I was watching a George Carlin special and they bleeped out the curses it would just annoy me, but when they do it on The Daily Show or in a Rifftrax I find it hysterical for some reason.  Bill's rant at the beginning cracked me up.

[Darth Geek]

Bill's freakout at the beginning was hilarious to me.  I don't know why, maybe it was because it seemed so out of character for him, or maybe it was because I find bleeping funnier than actual cursing (I seriously do).

I also find bleeping funnier in certain contexts.  If I was watching a George Carlin special and they bleeped out the curses it would just annoy me, but when they do it on The Daily Show or in a Rifftrax I find it hysterical for some reason.  Bill's rant at the beginning cracked me up.

I think it helps a lot that they don't swear much at all. So when they do it's for good comedic effect. I particularly liked in (I think) one of the Spiderman movies when Bill thought it was over when it went to black, and then it came back, "Every (bleep) time!"

[ShadowDog]

I cuss more than anyone I know and even I find bleeping humor very funny.  Bill's rant was excellent.

[Darth Geek]

I cuss more than anyone I know and even I find bleeping humor very funny.  Bill's rant was excellent.

They understand the art of the swear word.

[Halifirien]

"Aaaah! Evil Harpo!"

The Neverending Story joke about The Nothing caught me off guard and really cracked me up.

I liked the first time Jacob took off his shirt and the guys started hooting, with Bill's "Come back, Jacob! Damn it!"