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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2010, 08:40:12 PM »
I liked the first time Jacob took off his shirt and the guys started hooting, with Bill's "Come back, Jacob! Damn it!"
It was supposedly Bill's grandma who came into the recording booth, wasn't it?

"Aaaah! Evil Harpo!"
For some reason, it was the second "Harpoooo." that did me in. I think it was the way he said it that was so funny.






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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2010, 09:43:46 PM »
"They shot Wilhelm!"
I already giggle whenever I hear the Wilhelm scream, and that just put me over the edge.

"Flaming blood bowl. I think I saw Anthony Bourdain eat one of those."
I've heard that blood cooks up like scrambled eggs.

The effeminate moaning in the final Voltiri (the Gay Dress-Up Party Planning Council) scene... the first one was great, but the second one was killer.

"Shh... she's been acting since she was three, she can buy and sell us all!" and "So, Dakota, I loved you in Hound Dog... oh, wait, no, not that scene!"
Heh, Dakota Fanning's great.

"Donate my torso to Abercrombie and Fitch!"
And all other 'I regret <blank>' lines. Hilarious stuff.

"Werewolves, or skater dudes?"
Pretty much summed up what I was thinking.

The bit about Edward when he's reciting lines from R&J in class, something to the effect of "He's a boy but he looks like a girl, and he recites Shakespeare and I don't have to have sex with him, he's perfect!"
Reminds me of the bits from the LOTR riffs about Legolas. Damn pretty boys, with their hair products and their manscaping. You'll get no respect from me!

And more I can't remember right now. Great riff overall!
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2010, 12:40:45 AM »
"They shot Wilhelm!"
I already giggle whenever I hear the Wilhelm scream, and that just put me over the edge.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #33 on: March 29, 2010, 09:51:46 AM »
The effeminate moaning in the final Voltiri (the Gay Dress-Up Party Planning Council) scene... the first one was great, but the second one was killer.

I hate rewinding rifftrtax, because it always messes up the sync, but dear God, I rewound it at least ten times for that joke alone.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #34 on: April 01, 2010, 09:46:06 PM »
Everything involving the Volturi was pure gold.

"The High Council of gayness will see you now."

But my favorite bit:

Kevin: "Now wasn't Edward able to stop an SUV with one hand before?"
Bill: "Yeah... well Felix can stop two SUVs."
Kevin: "With one hand?"
Bill: "Well he stops one and then the other kinda crashes into it."
Kevin: "So the SUVs are driving in a line towards him??"
Mike: "Go to Hell. Both of you."

And yeah:
Bill: "So Dakota, loved you in Hounddog.... No No I didn't mean that scene!... Oh God why do I even speak."

I honestly didn't even realize that was Dakota Fanning until they mentioned it. She looks so different as a teenager.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #35 on: April 02, 2010, 08:00:55 PM »
Everything involving the Volturi was pure gold.

"The High Council of gayness will see you now."

But my favorite bit:

Kevin: "Now wasn't Edward able to stop an SUV with one hand before?"
Bill: "Yeah... well Felix can stop two SUVs."
Kevin: "With one hand?"
Bill: "Well he stops one and then the other kinda crashes into it."
Kevin: "So the SUVs are driving in a line towards him??"
Mike: "Go to Hell. Both of you."

And yeah:
Bill: "So Dakota, loved you in Hounddog.... No No I didn't mean that scene!... Oh God why do I even speak."

I honestly didn't even realize that was Dakota Fanning until they mentioned it. She looks so different as a teenager.


Yeah, I didn't recognize her at all.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #36 on: April 02, 2010, 08:22:40 PM »
The effeminate moaning in the final Voltiri (the Gay Dress-Up Party Planning Council) scene... the first one was great, but the second one was killer.

I hate rewinding rifftrtax, because it always messes up the sync, but dear God, I rewound it at least ten times for that joke alone.

The gay moaning killed.....


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #37 on: May 13, 2010, 05:50:37 PM »
Ah! Look out behind you a vampire!


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2011, 08:14:23 PM »
When the head vampire guy in Italy starts trying to read Bella's thoughts... at the cut to the two creepy seated vampires in the back when Bill makes the snotty gay groaning sounds. It killed me the first time I heard it. I had just taken a swig and proceeded to spray my desk, computer, monitor and the cat with a mouthful of diet Mountain Dew.