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Offline Thrifty

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Favorite lines?
« on: March 20, 2010, 06:47:56 AM »
Bill's rant at the moon in the beginning of the movie.

"You're the second douchebag who walked at me from roughly that distance."

"Will you still be wearing your painter's smock?"

"Ah yes, an alternate universe where high school students sit through a 60 year old

Shakespeare movie with rapt attention."

Bella: "I can protect you too, if you change me."
Mike: "Are you wet again?"

"Emmett, as you'll recall from the first movie, is an idiot."  Dovetails perfectly with the next shot.

"What did they seal it with, roofing nails?"

"How are you guys fixed for jangly, shoegazing music?"

"It sounds like David Bowie after a heavy dose of female hormones."

"My boyfriend's a dispersable gas now."

"That 43 year old white homeboy!"

"Enjoy this 100% board certified horseplay."

"Take a deep breath and tell her about your Panic Room fanfic."

"Again, Mike is left to wonder why he doesn't date the hotter, nicer, Oscar nominated girl."

Jacob: "You've been lying to everyone.  Charlie...."
Bill: "Others.... Everyone!"

"You will give me all of your Snausages."

"Trees.  Hey you know what would be scary?  A movie where the trees..."

"Isn't there an Ewok campfire he's missing?"

"There must be some other phones in Italy."

"Use your innate clock tower finding ability!"

Bella: "It doesn't make sense for you to love me."
Mike: "The Twilight series summed up in 9 words."

"The Italian police issued a statement today reiterating that the tourists should, by God, stop going into that castle where all the other tourists keep getting murdered."

"How will graduation make having a vampire for a daughter any easier?"

The stammering outro at the end of the riff.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2010, 08:37:58 AM »
-Do you like pizza?  Cuz I got Pizza...here let me throw you som----Wait WHAT THE HELL?!?

-Does this bug you?  I'm not touching you.

-I literally can't.  See watch lelalallalala

-Mommy look a pervert

-"So, what do we do with you now" MAKEOVER!

-Oh and Edward called a bunch of times over the last few months, must of slipped my mind

-Distraut, Jacob would go on to destroy the homes of three little pigs.

-Despite the inexplicable odds the movie ends with Bella staring at the camera and trying to form a complete coherent sentence.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2010, 09:50:31 AM »
I will list more later, but, the last one that had me roaring this morning was, "I can see it in your nipples."


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2010, 10:18:18 AM »
healed with chocolate?

edit: oh, and the queen song lyrics. :)
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2010, 11:44:03 AM »
Jane:  This might hurt a little.
"I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series."
"Oh Stewardess, I speak jive."


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2010, 11:48:09 AM »
OH!  Another one I remember (but, I'll inlcude it later as well):
Mike:  Complete sentence?
{loooooooooooooooooong paaaaaaaaause}
Bella:  *resumes talking*
Mike:  Nooooooooo.......

TWICE! :D


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2010, 04:28:24 PM »
"This is no time for interpretive dance."

"Release the hounds.....woof."

And who wouldn't forget.......

"Line?"
« Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 04:38:13 PM by Jackster »


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2010, 04:37:10 PM »
"I'm overdosing on homo!"

The exchange that made me laugh so much I missed the next three riffs:

Bella "It's killing me!"

Bill "And it's driving me upstate to dump my body!"

LMFAO!!!

Jane:  This might hurt a little.
"I'm going to read aloud from the Twilight series."

That was a really good one.
"Did she just say Chipping?"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2010, 08:32:54 PM »
"A hobbit lay here, and the other.  They crawled." is one of my faves that hasn't been mentioned yet.  I REALLY love the pizza one that Moleman mentioned.  This whole damn riff was hysterical.



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2010, 08:42:55 PM »
Jacob walks off at the end
"And now he is lifting his leg against a tree. Now he is rubbing against it... now he is scooting... now he is rolling around in deer scat... yuo i made the right choice.."




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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2010, 09:42:53 PM »
"How extraordinary (pause)... you would give up your life (pause)... for someone like us... (pause) ...a vampire."

"DOH! YOU GUYS ARE VAMPIRES?"


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2010, 11:01:17 PM »
"New Moon, now shown to you via The Legend of Zelda Cam"

"BOO YOU SUCK BELLA! BOOOO!!!"

Or something like that.  ;D

Oh and every single reference to the crappy music.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2010, 05:55:38 AM »
"One of the side effects is werewolfism."

"It's a mummified doughnut. I just tied crap on it."

"Evil Harpo!"

"Are you wet again?"

"All right, Edward, you've got the Burma Shave job."

"This is no time for interpretive dance."

And best riff, hands down: "It's more of a prance."

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2010, 05:43:14 PM »
Oh, another one of my favorite lines I forgotten about!



"Sadly, that's as hard as she can punch. Right there."


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2010, 06:24:26 PM »
Too new to remember all of the funny lines, but I loved all the references back to the first movie, and all jokes about why on earth she's attracted to Edward when there's some non-trembly masculine options.
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