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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #15 on: January 29, 2007, 11:05:36 AM »
I'd be listening to Bowie still if it made me a gay. Bowie just rocks too damn much not to become gay for.

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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #16 on: January 29, 2007, 11:10:58 AM »
Any band can make you gay if you have gay sex with them.

I had to laugh at this.

So two guys having normal sex with each other is NOT gay. But if they have 'gay' sex with each other, IT IS gay?   :D


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #17 on: January 29, 2007, 11:56:36 AM »
I'd be listening to Bowie still if it made me a gay. Bowie just rocks too damn much not to become gay for.

Hell yeah.


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #18 on: January 29, 2007, 04:06:00 PM »
I remember seeing Phish on there



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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #19 on: January 29, 2007, 04:17:03 PM »
Any band can make you gay if you have gay sex with them.

I had to laugh at this.

So two guys having normal sex with each other is NOT gay. But if they have 'gay' sex with each other, IT IS gay?   :D

That reminds me of Arrested Development:

Tobias: "Lindsay and I are planning a night of heterosexual intercourse."
Michael: "We just say intercourse." :D


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #20 on: January 29, 2007, 04:36:44 PM »
Any band can make you gay if you have gay sex with them.

I had to laugh at this.

So two guys having normal sex with each other is NOT gay. But if they have 'gay' sex with each other, IT IS gay?   :D
You see, some bands have women in them. So if you have sex with them, you're not gay. But if you have gay sex with the indigo girls, you're A) a woman and B) a gay woman.
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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2007, 09:30:50 AM »
Any band can make you gay if you have gay sex with them.

I had to laugh at this.

So two guys having normal sex with each other is NOT gay. But if they have 'gay' sex with each other, IT IS gay?   :D
You see, some bands have women in them. So if you have sex with them, you're not gay. But if you have gay sex with the indigo girls, you're A) a woman and B) a gay woman.

But what if she looks like a woman but at the last moment turns out to be a man but you decide to continue with the physical lovemaking as "per usual" does that make you gay or an unknowing-knowing victim of circumstance?


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2007, 10:05:54 AM »
But what if she looks like a woman but at the last moment turns out to be a man but you decide to continue with the physical lovemaking as "per usual" does that make you gay or an unknowing-knowing victim of circumstance?

I think it depends on two factors: On how far you've gone, and how attractive the tranny is.   ;D


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2007, 02:42:03 PM »
Noooooo. Not even the hottest tranny would do. I see cock, I run 10 blocks. Unless she was willing to give me a Sloppy Cronkite ;D.


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #24 on: January 30, 2007, 02:55:29 PM »
Noooooo. Not even the hottest tranny would do. I see cock, I run 10 blocks. Unless she was willing to give me a Sloppy Cronkite ;D.

Not even Miriam Rivera?  ;D



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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #25 on: January 30, 2007, 03:06:04 PM »
Noooooo. Not even the hottest tranny would do. I see cock, I run 10 blocks. Unless she was willing to give me a Sloppy Cronkite ;D.

Not even Miriam Rivera?  ;D


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #26 on: January 30, 2007, 03:08:05 PM »
yeah serious


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #27 on: January 30, 2007, 03:21:58 PM »
Noooooo. Not even the hottest tranny would do. I see cock, I run 10 blocks. Unless she was willing to give me a Sloppy Cronkite ;D.

Not even Miriam Rivera?  ;D


that's a man???

Yep.  The reason I remember her (I don't go trawling on the 'net for this stuff regularly) is that she was in a game show a couple of years ago.  It was called There's Something About Miriam and it centered around a bunch of guys who competed to go out with her, without knowing she was actually a man.  Miriam chose the winner, then told them the secret.  I felt sorry for the guys, but it was hilarious.


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #28 on: January 30, 2007, 03:25:10 PM »
its like crying game all over again u bastard ;)


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Re: Bands that will make you a "gay".....
« Reply #29 on: January 30, 2007, 06:21:25 PM »
I would've seen the adam's apple. First thing I check for, especially around Seattle clubs.