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Offline Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck

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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2010, 08:55:07 PM »

And I think the last one was from when they showed Michael Sheen what he was getting paid for this.
:D

Semi-seriously.....I can't think of any other reason he'd be doing this than the paycheck.


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2010, 08:59:43 PM »

And I think the last one was from when they showed Michael Sheen what he was getting paid for this.
:D

Semi-seriously.....I can't think of any other reason he'd be doing this than the paycheck.
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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #17 on: March 20, 2010, 09:04:33 PM »

And I think the last one was from when they showed Michael Sheen what he was getting paid for this.
:D

Semi-seriously.....I can't think of any other reason he'd be doing this than the paycheck.
Jailbait poon?

 :P

Besides, he was once engaged to Kate Beckinsale.   He'd be slumming.   ;)


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2010, 09:40:34 PM »

And I think the last one was from when they showed Michael Sheen what he was getting paid for this.
:D

Semi-seriously.....I can't think of any other reason he'd be doing this than the paycheck.
Jailbait poon?

 :P

Besides, he was once engaged to Kate Beckinsale.   He'd be slumming.   ;)

So wait, Kate Beckinsale dumped a brilliant actor who's cool enough to slum it playing werewolves and vampires for the dipshit who directed the Underworld movies? AND that means Michael Sheen has to work with ex-fiancee's husband in said Underworld movies? Awkward.
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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2010, 09:59:50 PM »
So wait, Kate Beckinsale dumped a brilliant actor who's cool enough to slum it playin werewolves and vampires, for the dipshit who directed the Underworld movies? AND that means Michael Sheen has to work with ex-fiancee's husband in said Underworld movies? Awkward.

I know.  Give that man the "George Harrison 'Live and Let Live' Award".....


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2010, 10:06:05 PM »
So wait, Kate Beckinsale dumped a brilliant actor who's cool enough to slum it playin werewolves and vampires, for the dipshit who directed the Underworld movies? AND that means Michael Sheen has to work with ex-fiancee's husband in said Underworld movies? Awkward.

I know.  Give that man the "George Harrison 'Live and Let Live' Award".....

Wiseman: Mornin' Mike.
Sheen: Mornin' Len. How's the wife?
Wiseman: Oh, you know...
Sheen: I sure do. Heh heh heh.
Wiseman: Yeah, so let's get you shirtless and hose you with mud before the sun gets too high, eh?
Sheen: Can I get a latte first?
Wiseman: Sorry, no time. Jack! Get the mud out of the freezer!


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2010, 01:49:27 AM »
Um, not that I'm going to do the high-tech melding thing that you all can do, and I see Thrifty already decided his, but....

1.  Edward saying that, 'You loving me doesn't make any sense' line

OR

2.  Jessica, "Hooray!  Movie night with Bella."

Also, Edward turning around and crushing his phone.
Edward and Bella running and sparkling.
Bella yelling, "Stop!  Stop Stop Stop Stop!"
One of the two sentences Mike comments about pausing in the middle of for NO reason  (I don't recall which two those are).

This entire movie is a series of stingers.  JUST so many, "WTH?!!!" opportunities!


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2010, 10:09:30 AM »
i was thinking of:

Edward body checks Bella across the room into the wall.

or

The pizza slice toss/catch..




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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2010, 01:03:33 PM »
One of the muffins scenes, perhaps?



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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2010, 01:53:45 PM »
How about the tossing of the pizza? The more I think of that moment, the more bizarre it is.


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #25 on: March 22, 2010, 05:27:20 AM »
How about the tossing of the pizza? The more I think of that moment, the more bizarre it is.
   



It would have been funny if Jacob jumped up and caught the pizza in his mouth.
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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #26 on: March 22, 2010, 06:45:23 AM »
May be a bit obvious, but a moment of just Bella staring mid-sentence.  Or Jacob unnecesarily taking off his shirt for Bella's headwound (maybe that one could be for the lllllladies).

or my personal choice...

"Jake..... you're like..... buff."

There's some real clunkers of lines in this movie ("You loving me doesn't make any sense" being a strong contender as well) but that one stands out to me the most.


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #27 on: March 22, 2010, 07:08:52 PM »
Going back to Michael Sheen....just before him giggling....

When Edward and Bella are brought in and he sees that she's alive....the "I love a happy ending" part is also kind of a natural as stingers goes, no?


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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #28 on: March 22, 2010, 07:10:23 PM »
The werewolf guys playing grabass would make a good stinger.



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Re: Stingers?
« Reply #29 on: March 22, 2010, 08:57:42 PM »
I'll see if I can extract more of your stinger suggestions a little later this week.  It'd be helpful, though, if you could give me an approximate time when they happened.  I can't really recall most of those scenes.  Especially the pizza bit people keep talking about.