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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #30 on: July 23, 2010, 10:04:04 AM »
7. Best Script About All Animals Attacking All Humans.


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #31 on: July 26, 2010, 07:14:18 PM »
8. Saddest overuse of CGI effects. (Discontinued after the last Indian Jones flick)
9. Most likely to end up on the Dollar General $1 DVD rack some day
10. Best 4th+ installment of a worn out, direct to DVD cartoon franchise (So your bastard child will have something to watch in the back of the minivan. Last winner was The Land Before Time 16.)
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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #32 on: July 29, 2010, 12:48:37 PM »
11. Best Best Boy. Discontinued after 25 years when everyone in Hollywood finally admitted that no one knew what exactly a "best boy" is.
12. Gayest picture. Awarded one year. To Top Gun.


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #33 on: July 29, 2010, 07:53:27 PM »
13. Most cliche movie cencept. (Such as "Dead, pissed off, and out for revenge."  or "Benevolent vampires/witches/demons/trolls/ogres who do cool stuff" or "My family hates you, but lets get married anyway" or "Wish we had thought of The Matrix first, but since we didnt, we are going to rip it off in every conceivable way.)
14. Movies just mediocre enough to not get a sequel (The Last Starfighter)
15. Best Generic Title of Made for TV Movie about Sex and Murder (Dangerous Obsession, Sleeping with Death, Deadly Sins)
16. Movies with cutting edge special effects that 10 years from now you will think looks fake (Independence Day)
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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2010, 06:59:20 PM »
Wow, I guess there was more than 12

12 lesser known international criminal organizations (continued):

7. The Trenchcoat Mafia: Not that one, actual trenchcoats that are also criminals.  Not have been put in prison, but many do find find themselves detained in closets, or during parties, on the master bedroom bed.


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2010, 02:59:20 AM »
12 lesser known international criminal organizations (continued):

8. The Getalong Gang - Not getting along well with someone?  The Getalong Gang can fix the problem...permanently.  Like what happened to this guy...
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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2010, 08:21:34 AM »
12 Lesser Known internation criminal organizations (continued)

9. The Jay Walkers. Despite their name, this is not a criminal organization made up of jay walkers. Instead, it is a criminal organization made up entirely of people named "Jay Walker."


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2010, 04:03:51 PM »
12 Lesser Known international criminal organizations (continued)

10. The Generic Crime Gang:  This gang of criminals are made up of individuals who come from similar ethnic backgrounds and commit crimes.  The police do not like them and try to arrest them but find it difficult.  They are wanted on the grounds of committing crimes and felonies.  They have a head and have a strong connection to their culture.  They are made up of matter and occupy space.


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2010, 02:54:32 PM »
12 Lesser Known international criminal organizations (continued)

11. The 50's inspired musical gang - They drink, smoke, wear leather jackets, slick back their hair, carry a comb and a switchblade, and big black tricked out Chevys.  They also enjoy drag racing, auto mechanic work, making out with their girlfriends, and (inexplicably) lots of singing and dancing.  Got a problem with a guy that you need "fixed" - they cant help you.  Need extras for another non-sensicle flick that will one day be overplayed on ABC Family?  These are the guys for the job...
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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2010, 07:23:33 AM »
12 Lesser Known international criminal organizations (continued)
12. Clown Mafia: Victims are often found covered with seltzer water and with pie still lingering on their faces. All 216 members of this mafia were seen fleeing the scene of a grisly murder- in one car.


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #40 on: August 12, 2010, 10:53:27 AM »
16 Rare Road Signs:

Stop-ish
None-Way
Keep On Truckin' (assuming you are in a truck)


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #41 on: August 12, 2010, 01:47:38 PM »
16 Rare Road Signs (cont.)
4. Don't forget to pick up some milk on your way home
5. Caution: Crossing guard is hung over today
6. Go


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #42 on: August 12, 2010, 06:22:24 PM »
7. Speed Limit - 182,000 MPS
8. Traffic Laws Enforced by Spacecraft
9. This Lane Ends in 500 Feet so Merge You Stupid Jerk!
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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #43 on: August 13, 2010, 10:33:46 AM »
16 Rare Signs (cont.)
10. Pedophiles have the right of way
11. Unacredited school zone
12. Fast children playing


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Re: The Entirety of World Knowledge
« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2010, 08:45:34 AM »
16 Rare Signs (cont.)
13. Watch for Fallen Rockers
14. Toll Ahead - EZ Pass, Cash, or Unwanted Children Lane
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