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Offline Thom_Serveaux

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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2007, 01:07:03 PM »
Dolphins: one of the smartest mammals on Earth.  Do they wear pants?  No! But they *wish* they did.  That's how smart they are!


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2007, 04:12:32 PM »
The body sees a hernia as a series of ones and zeros..


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #47 on: January 27, 2007, 04:13:54 PM »
Fans of Star Trek are 80% less likely to get laid before the age of 30.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #48 on: January 27, 2007, 04:15:54 PM »
Spacemen just don't look at home in a breakfast nook.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #49 on: January 27, 2007, 04:19:34 PM »
coffee has not actual caffine in it, its all physchosymatic, and a big gov. conspiracy/joke


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #50 on: January 27, 2007, 06:28:37 PM »
Whales are the only mammals whose digestive system runs on an internal combustion engine.
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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #51 on: January 27, 2007, 08:25:22 PM »
Probation isn't a right, it's a privilege, Like stretch pants.   


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #52 on: January 28, 2007, 10:31:44 AM »
Porn (or pornography to the scientists out there), contrary to popular belief, is not the most used search word on the internet. The most used search word is entheogenic.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #53 on: January 28, 2007, 10:59:40 AM »
Red flare at night, lizards fight, Red sky at morning, monsters take warning.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #54 on: January 28, 2007, 11:00:20 AM »
Rodeos are the opiate of the masses.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #55 on: January 28, 2007, 01:08:01 PM »
I think you got this thread confused with the Mindless Talking in Riddles thread, Serveaux.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #56 on: January 28, 2007, 01:21:42 PM »
Peoples' opinions on Internet forums, no matter how crazy, are always 100% true. 


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #57 on: January 28, 2007, 02:30:20 PM »
The above post is a lie!

That will really bake your noodle. Grandfather PARADOX!


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #58 on: January 28, 2007, 02:31:04 PM »
Grandfather paradox has colon cancer


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #59 on: January 28, 2007, 04:08:44 PM »
Conner once banned a Rifftrax forum member just for snoring too loud.