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Offline Tarantulas

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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2007, 12:52:44 PM »
J-Proof is actually the nephew of famous silver screen wookiee Chewbaccaa


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2007, 01:38:37 PM »
Mike Neslon's navel can hold an entire quart of bean dip.

We said FAKE trivia. ;)


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2007, 01:39:03 PM »
Tarantulas is actually cousin to Chad Vader...


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2007, 01:49:42 PM »
Montana is just a big government conspiracy. There is no Montana. The government paid Arby's to market the Big Montana just to perpetuate the myth. Everyone who says they're from Montana is acting, and if you drive to Montana, you're actually driving to a giant Montana-Sized fabrication of a state. All the residents there are actors, very carefully trained to make you believe they're from Montana. Even some of THEM believe it!


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2007, 01:59:32 PM »
Montana is just a big government conspiracy. There is no Montana. The government paid Arby's to market the Big Montana just to perpetuate the myth. Everyone who says they're from Montana is acting, and if you drive to Montana, you're actually driving to a giant Montana-Sized fabrication of a state. All the residents there are actors, very carefully trained to make you believe they're from Montana. Even some of THEM believe it!
That sounds suspiciously like New Mexico engaging in counter-propagada type espionage.  I point of fact it was a resident of Montana that exposed the truth about Roswell and Area 51....
(oops... I said 'area' didn't I?)
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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #20 on: January 26, 2007, 02:04:05 PM »
Battlefield Earth is widely considered to be the greatest story ever told.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2007, 02:06:14 PM »
Canadians are actually Americans who drink diet Coke.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2007, 02:07:22 PM »
Canada is where american and briton store all their "second tier" citizens
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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2007, 02:11:57 PM »
Animals have the ability to develop accents due to their environment. The documentary Fievel Goes West gives a perfect example of this phenomenon.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2007, 02:14:04 PM »
"Secret Agent Super Dragon" was original a musical about the life and times of a 1930's Chicago-land barber named Samual Jenkinston.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2007, 02:15:22 PM »
Tarantulas are fastest land creatures in the world.  They just don't like to show off.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2007, 02:20:09 PM »
mrbasehart is the allies the queen mum likes to use while "surfing" the net


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2007, 02:21:58 PM »
sarcasm_made_Easy, the book written by David Spade, held the top spot on The New York Times best seller list longer than any other book in the history of the list.


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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2007, 02:23:32 PM »
J-Proof is actually the nephew of famous silver screen wookiee Chewbaccaa

Tarantulas knows far too many things for his own good, which is why we snuck an alien offspring into his burrito.
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Re: Fake Trivia
« Reply #29 on: January 26, 2007, 02:25:34 PM »
The video game Pac-Man was originally suppose to be a documentary about a subterranean race discovered by Finnish geologists in 1976. The footage was sent to the U.S. production company Namca to be circulated but was received by game developers Namco and was developed into the game we know and love today.

Interesting sidenote: Pak-man actually belongs to this race and is the last surviving progeny of these misunderestimated peoples.
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