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Offline MartyS (Gromit)

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Favorite lines.
« on: January 26, 2010, 05:43:15 PM »
It's people!!!  Pork is made from PEOPLE!!!

Pork RULES!!!!

Western porkers....


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Re: Favorite lines.
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2010, 01:10:24 PM »
*guy is cutting grooves into a cucumber with a fork*
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Re: Favorite lines.
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 11:58:22 AM »
"Can't cook. Can't think. Voice that can peel wallpaper.. she must be great and i mean GREAT in the sack..."




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Re: Favorite lines.
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 08:40:19 AM »
<Cartoon pig holding a shopping basket>

"Dear God, his basket is full of bacon and ham.", "Look for Quality, Freshness and CANNIBALISM!"


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Re: Favorite lines.
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 12:25:58 PM »
That bit at the beginning about how a Jesters song played backwards recites the Protocols of the Elders of Zion...and:

"If I were a Jester I'd want to be the one who made the salad.  He's the Thinking Man's Jester..."

The quacking cat also quacked...er, cracked me up.
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