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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2010, 11:02:18 PM »
Already mentioned, but...

"Hey I think I'm in the wrong movie. You guys seen a douchy stammerin' kid running around with a stripper?"

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2010, 11:50:58 AM »
the line of the terminators having the aim of a storm trooper with Parkinsons

"an abandoned warehouse? what a bold new paradigm in film making..."

"Magic or so simple they included it on the Wii remote in 2006.."

"difference between us and the machines"
"Metal wangs?"

"I think I'm in the wrong movie. You seen a douchy stammering kid running around with a stripper?"

The giant bot being able to sneak up on the people

"oh hai prisoner transport.."







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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2010, 12:34:14 PM »
"Barnes.."
"Noble.."

the cat got out jokes

"Next he is going to paint a tunnel on the side of a rock wall.."

All the Bale rant lines





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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2010, 08:50:48 AM »
The one about Helena Bonham-Carter's giant head in the beginning of the movie was golden. Also: "Oh hai, prison transport!" I wonder if they'll pull out lines like that any time San Francisco is mentioned.  :D


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2010, 03:23:37 AM »
That line about why machines would need a graphical interface was great, because I was thinking that same thing. I was also wondering why all the corridors of their big headquarters were brightly lit with fluorescent lighting. I mean, don't terminators see in infrared? Which makes me wonder what kind of vision Marcus had. Was it normal vision? If it wasn't, why wouldn't that tip him off that something was afoot? I'm starting to ramble.

The other one that was good was when they showed the deserted ruins and Mike chimed in:

"Detroit, 2011."

It'd be funnier if I didn't live in Michigan, but that was good. And extra points for him pronouncing the year correctly (I've been pushing this "twentyXX" pronunciation pretty aggressively.)
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #20 on: February 21, 2010, 09:49:17 AM »
"Come with me if you want to live" - "Phrases that will get you fired as a kindergarden line leader."

"I'm a little cold" - "Sounds rough. I fell off a plane today."

"After that we'll enter a 'vaugest plan' contest." (At first I thought he said 'Vegas plan')

Conner clotheslining the motorcylce.  "If the machines are this stupid, why is the war even close?" Pretty much exactly what I was thinking.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #21 on: February 22, 2010, 05:32:55 AM »
"Owwww! I'm a crappy robot from the future!"

"Clear your throat or something!"

"ALL RIGHT, I WAS JUST CURIOUS!"
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #22 on: February 23, 2010, 03:41:28 AM »

The other one that was good was when they showed the deserted ruins and Mike chimed in:

"Detroit, 2011."

It'd be funnier if I didn't live in Michigan, but that was good. And extra points for him pronouncing the year correctly (I've been pushing this "twentyXX" pronunciation pretty aggressively.)

That was good and I also liked when they showed the ruins of LA and Mike said: "The city of Los Angeles after a light rain."


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #23 on: March 07, 2010, 12:44:46 PM »
"Poor elevator. If two men jumped inside of you would you just start moving up an down?... Huh, wish I phased that differently."


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2010, 01:03:42 PM »
According to Harry Knowles:

http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984

"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."

Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...

Wow....something Fat Harry put in his column may have absolutely no basis in fact?  Who would have thought....?    :P


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #25 on: March 12, 2010, 08:35:26 PM »
--Marcus: What day is it?

[w/ English accent] "Why Christmas day sir!"

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