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Favorite lines?
« on: February 04, 2010, 10:31:43 AM »
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 06:46:13 PM »
"You guys see a douchy stammering kd with a stripper?"

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 06:53:53 PM »
I loved the one about Reese going to knock up John Conner's mother. I can't remember exactly how it goes and couldn't find it when I went back to look.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2010, 08:28:49 PM »
I loved all the references to Bale's meltdown.  LFMAO  The only thing disappointing about this riff is that their intro wasn't devoted to that.  I wanted either that or one of them going off on Dis for fucking up their concentration during the riff. LOL
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2010, 12:06:55 AM »
I second the references to the meltdown.  All of them were funny, but my favorite was the sketch during the dimly lit scene.  Genius.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #5 on: February 05, 2010, 08:32:17 AM »
Did it ever come out what scene they were filming when he melted down?  I gather from the audio there was no other actor on the set so it must have been a scene where he was by himself, probably talking into the microphone.  Maybe the scene where he's screaming at Michael Ironsides?  That would explain why he was so pissy, if he was geeking himself up into character to scream into the microphone.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2010, 09:21:16 AM »
Did it ever come out what scene they were filming when he melted down?  I gather from the audio there was no other actor on the set so it must have been a scene where he was by himself, probably talking into the microphone.  Maybe the scene where he's screaming at Michael Ironsides?  That would explain why he was so pissy, if he was geeking himself up into character to scream into the microphone.

No, he was filming a scene with Bryce Dallas Howard at the time and the director took full responsibility for whipping Bale into a frenzy because that's the mood he wanted for Bale in the scene.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #7 on: February 05, 2010, 09:34:33 AM »
According to Harry Knowles:

http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984

"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."

Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2010, 09:39:06 AM »
According to Harry Knowles:

http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984

"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."

Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #9 on: February 05, 2010, 10:06:57 AM »
According to Harry Knowles:

http://secure.aintitcool.com/node/39984

"The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration."

Certainly doesn't sound like any scene in the movie I saw...
So Christian Bale thinks "soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration" means spazzing out like Pauly Shore?



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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #10 on: February 05, 2010, 11:23:28 AM »
LMFAO.  The fact that Bryce was there makes this all the more awesome.
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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2010, 04:49:51 PM »
The beginning to this rifftax was some of the best I've ever heard:

"Thanks for the ride, Harrison.  GET OFF MY PLANE!......Ok geez"


But sadly, even Rifftrax couldn't save the rest of this awful awful movie.  Definitely one of the blandest movies I've ever seen.  I'll watch the third one any day over this.


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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2010, 05:55:18 PM »
Marcus: Drop the ball!

"Hang on,  John Turturo wants to stand under it and make a scrotum joke."

"Those jets will go totally undetected unless they play music at a moderate volume."

"Good thing because of the limits on CGI in the 80s the machines didn't send one of THESE things back."

John: Eject, Williams!
"I don't want a repeat of the Porkins incident!"

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2010, 06:58:55 PM »
I liked the wrestling jokes.  I didn't get them, but I think that was why I liked them.

"The cat got out."

"These things took out most of the human race even though they have the aim of a Stormtrooper with Parkinsons."

"Mega shark!  Only smaller."

"Here.  I bought you some soure apple berry Bubble Yum."

"Would computers need a graphic interface to run other computers?"

"This place has more cover than most night clubs."

"I guess they blew their budget  digitally erasing Arnold's junk."

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Re: Favorite lines?
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2010, 07:14:21 PM »
I keep forgetting to mention that the Packers jokes when Sam Worthington was screaming really made me laugh hard.  It went so well with how over the top he was screaming.  LMFAO

Another one that made me laugh was when the camera pulled back and revealed another bunch of people in the meeting room when they'd only established two people in the room.  Bill's reaction was hilarious.
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