Nine-Year-Old Girls In Lingerie

[Courtney]

Between the initial topic and that horrid Ryan O'Neal video, this thread needs a palate cleanser.

[gbeenie]

Courtney;

I love you and I fear you.

[Courtney]

"Would I rather be feared or loved? Uhm, easy: Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

[NRRork]

I've been pondering coming in here to say, "I used to play bass for Nine-Year-Old Girls in Lingerie."

But, I'm thinking that joke is getting a little played. ;_;

I mean, when I saw the first outfit I was thinking it was a little weird, but not too horrible. But the ones with the tags. How can skirts actually be that short and still function as skirts? When you start to think about it from a physics standpoint, you're less creeped out.

[NRRork]

As for the bathing suit thing that someone else mentioned.

Context.

At a beach, or at a pool, or just messing around under a sprinkler in the summertime. Yeah, a girl that age wearing a bathing suit is perfectly appropriate. But if she wore one like it was just her regular, everyday clothing, yeah, that'd be weird.

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

Between the initial topic and that horrid Ryan O'Neal video, this thread needs a palate cleanser.

awwww, look at the wittle piggies 

[Darth Geek]

Between the initial topic and that horrid Ryan O'Neal video, this thread needs a palate cleanser.

awwww, look at the wittle piggies 

Mmmm...pre-bacon...

[Action Batch]

Between the initial topic and that horrid Ryan O'Neal video, this thread needs a palate cleanser.

awwww, look at the wittle piggies 

Mmmm...pre-bacon...

Yeah, what would you call Bacon Veal? Beal? Vacon?

[Sharktopus]

Pigs are amazing creatures. A pig can turn an apple - essentially garbage - into BACON! It's either magic or the world's best recycling program. - Jim Gaffigan

[Courtney]

And because these 9 year olds are going to have to take care of their grooming, luckily there's this to educate them.

[Sharktopus]

And because these 9 year olds are going to have to take care of their grooming, luckily there's this to educate them.

I'm reminded of Borat on Conan.

[Nergol]

In related news - A domain registration company is selling www.loli.com for $75,000:
http://www.mocus.com/forsale/?d=loli.com

Free seat on the Party Van included...

[FLOCK of RABID SHEEP?!?!]

lol @ cax.com for $80k

[Sharktopus]

lol @ cax.com for $80k

Sounds like a porn site for Chicago gays. "You like huge, throbbing cax?"