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Offline Sharktopus

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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #45 on: February 04, 2010, 06:11:36 AM »
I haven't had my arm ripped off by Jaws either, but I can imagine the level of pain that might be involved.  LMFAO

Suffice it to say I'd prefer hugging stick wielding teddy bears over annoying voiced, lop eared lizards.  :P
It trust them as far as I can throw them. I figure I could throw the Ewoks farther.

I dunno. Ewoks weigh at least as much as a small midget, whereas Gungans, being computer generated, should be weightless. Hmm... Then again, is it possible to throw something at all if it's weightless?


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #46 on: February 04, 2010, 07:01:45 AM »
Good point.  I tried throwing one of my bills across the room yesterday and it floated down six inches from my foot.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #47 on: February 04, 2010, 07:07:10 AM »
Good point.  I tried throwing one of my bills across the room yesterday and it floated down six inches from my foot.

So unsatisfying. Like trying to slam a cellphone.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #48 on: February 04, 2010, 09:15:50 PM »
So unsatisfying. Like trying to slam a cellphone.

Technically, satisfying but only once.

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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #49 on: February 07, 2010, 10:38:48 AM »
Luke to Leia: Middle Dial
Bill: Nope, that's my penis.

and also

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #50 on: February 07, 2010, 11:27:59 AM »
Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

That's one I didn't get.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2010, 04:23:06 PM »
Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

That's one I didn't get.

It was part of the few riffs before it as well...and yes it was pretty random.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #52 on: March 04, 2010, 10:20:32 AM »
I have to say, my favorite line was when Yoda died:

"Luke then read Yoda's diary and discovered the truth about his many, MANY mistresses."
"Many mistresses all different species."
"Bribes, payoffs, blackmail."
"A dark hint that he /might/ have had one killed."
"..."
"...bit of a Kennedy, isn't he?"


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #53 on: March 04, 2010, 02:26:34 PM »
Luke to Leia: Middle Dial
Bill: Nope, that's my penis.

And since she's reaching in front of her and he's behind her....   :o

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Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

I don't get that either.  A To Catch a Thief reference, maybe?


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2010, 02:06:00 PM »
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Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

I don't get that either.  A To Catch a Thief reference, maybe?


Maybe this is the reference.  I found it in an obscure song lyric, as song called Pet Me Poppa by Frank Loesser.
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No, it's you!You're the cat for me!

Edit: Maybe not so obscure, just searched more and it is a song from "Guys and Dolls".
« Last Edit: March 05, 2010, 02:08:18 PM by MartyS (Gromit) »


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2010, 08:29:00 PM »

The part where Vader sings "Cat's In the Cradle" nearly killed me.

I almost lost consciousness from laughing so hard.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #56 on: March 16, 2010, 12:32:04 PM »

The part where Vader sings "Cat's In the Cradle" nearly killed me.

I almost lost consciousness from laughing so hard.

Yeah, I thought that was great!    :clap:


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #57 on: August 29, 2010, 11:22:07 PM »
I'm surprised no one's mentioned-

"Uh, Carrie - you're talking into your coke vial."
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