Best Jedi lines

[Sharktopus]

I haven't had my arm ripped off by Jaws either, but I can imagine the level of pain that might be involved.  LMFAO

Suffice it to say I'd prefer hugging stick wielding teddy bears over annoying voiced, lop eared lizards. 

It trust them as far as I can throw them. I figure I could throw the Ewoks farther.

I dunno. Ewoks weigh at least as much as a small midget, whereas Gungans, being computer generated, should be weightless. Hmm... Then again, is it possible to throw something at all if it's weightless?

[ShadowDog]

Good point.  I tried throwing one of my bills across the room yesterday and it floated down six inches from my foot.

[Sharktopus]

Good point.  I tried throwing one of my bills across the room yesterday and it floated down six inches from my foot.

So unsatisfying. Like trying to slam a cellphone.

[dalem]

So unsatisfying. Like trying to slam a cellphone.

Technically, satisfying but only once.

-dale

[lassieface]

Luke to Leia: Middle Dial
Bill: Nope, that's my penis.

and also

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

That's one I didn't get.

[lassieface]

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

That's one I didn't get.

It was part of the few riffs before it as well...and yes it was pretty random.

[LordGabon]

I have to say, my favorite line was when Yoda died:

"Luke then read Yoda's diary and discovered the truth about his many, MANY mistresses."
"Many mistresses all different species."
"Bribes, payoffs, blackmail."
"A dark hint that he /might/ have had one killed."
"..."
"...bit of a Kennedy, isn't he?"

[Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck]

Luke to Leia: Middle Dial
Bill: Nope, that's my penis.

And since she's reaching in front of her and he's behind her....   

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

I don't get that either.  A To Catch a Thief reference, maybe?

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Luke: It's you Leia!
Mike: You're the cat!

I don't get that either.  A To Catch a Thief reference, maybe?

Maybe this is the reference.  I found it in an obscure song lyric, as song called Pet Me Poppa by Frank Loesser.

No, it's you!You're the cat for me!

Edit: Maybe not so obscure, just searched more and it is a song from "Guys and Dolls".

[dvorak]

The part where Vader sings "Cat's In the Cradle" nearly killed me.

I almost lost consciousness from laughing so hard.

[Invisible NanoGhost]

The part where Vader sings "Cat's In the Cradle" nearly killed me.

I almost lost consciousness from laughing so hard.

Yeah, I thought that was great!   

[rdmtimp]

I'm surprised no one's mentioned-

"Uh, Carrie - you're talking into your coke vial."