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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 10:51:04 PM »
"It's a trap!"

"Sir, this is NO time to quote tired, overused internet memes!"
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2010, 01:54:27 AM »
Porkins the White won the night for me. :^)


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2010, 02:04:53 AM »
So, you girls ever been cloned?

Beginning painful sterilization procedure

oh wee oink, oh oink

Lllllllllllllllllllleia

Carrie Fisher here, you got any drugs?

...and they slam into a huge blue Sigourney Weaver

donate my body to toys for tots

By the way I got you a cell phone for Father's Day...its HANDS FREE!

He was playing blues harmonica under that thing the whole time, who knew?


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2010, 09:43:11 AM »
Llllllllleia.

The flashback to the great aunt.




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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2010, 03:10:21 PM »
"And it has to be performed by a frog with man boobs."
"There are no ordinary people. You have never talked to a mere mortal." C. S. Lewis

Bring back Bridget!


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2010, 10:25:27 PM »
In honor of all hoopla building up for the Apple iPad / iTablet this week, my favorite:

Emperor: "If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!"
riff: "That's funny, that's Apple's new advertising slogan too."


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2010, 03:18:21 PM »
"Wait...they insert and entire digital dance number but they leave THAT effect untouched???"


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2010, 08:21:02 PM »
Not only was that funny, but it was a really good point too.
"Did she just say Chipping?"


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2010, 08:33:48 PM »
Oh. my God.

It's real.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #24 on: January 26, 2010, 06:48:35 AM »
Yes, it's real. It's a play on the word "Jazz." GET IT??? BTW that joke was really making fun of nerds, not Star Wars.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #25 on: January 26, 2010, 09:21:09 AM »
Yes, it's real. It's a play on the word "Jazz." GET IT??? BTW that joke was really making fun of nerds, not Star Wars.
Nerds, and the silly childish naming in the Star Wars universe.



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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #26 on: January 26, 2010, 01:32:51 PM »
Wookieepedia may be the most amazingly depressing place on the interweb.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #27 on: January 26, 2010, 05:45:24 PM »
"What am I covered in? Should I taste it? OH GOD, I shouldn't have tasted it!"

"The Empire goes through a lot of gray metal."

"Reaction time: 13 and a half seconds."

"I'm sure all these forest fires will put themselves out."

"Thanks 3PO","Your utter failure to save us, and your constant panic when I did, which almost blew the act, are appreciated. Thanks."

Any of the stuff with Salacious Crumb:
"Salacious has got the Ed McMahon role down pat", "You are correct sir!"

"Hmm, couln't have anticipated that reaction from Salacious"

Kevin as Salacious as McMahon: "Sarlac, yes sir!"
Mike as Jabba as Carson "May the fleas of a thousand camels nest in your sisters jockey shorts"



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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #28 on: January 26, 2010, 06:05:32 PM »
C3PO: This is no time for heroics!
MIKE (as 3PO): It's time for mincing and cowering!


There are a lot of good riffs on 3PO.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 07:42:52 PM »
Okay on fourth viewing I remembered a few good ones I forgot earlier:

"The costume that makes attending Comicon bearable"
"And in sme outlying cases, much, much worse.
"You saw that guy too?"

"Fuzzikins down, FUZZIKINS DOWN!"
"Never leave a bear behind."
"Bare behind, heh heh..."

"By the way, I got you a cell phone for fathers day. It's hands free! BURN!!"