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Best Jedi lines
« on: January 22, 2010, 04:39:23 PM »
I just watched the sample and the first riff -- "The Hurt Locker as performed by the Build-a-Bear workshop" -- had me laughing out loud. This is gonna be good. (I hold the distinction of being the only person on the planet who ever liked Ewoks -- I even had a toy one as a kid -- but it's still gonna be good!)
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2010, 05:13:28 PM »
Man, this was frigging AWESOME.  Right up there with the best ever.  I'm going to have to listen to it again but the lines I remember that made me laugh the most are:

"Hey Luke, he totally bought it, come here.  Mmmm, mmmm."

The one about Luke sitting in the dark, his eyes rolled back, thinking about his sister.  LMFAO  Speaking of Bill being filthy, this is the first new rifftrax since I started that thread about Bill being a freak so I was paying careful attention and I really noticed this time out he is a stone cold freak.  WOO HOO!!
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2010, 06:06:45 PM »
And they meet 'Porkins the White'.

Yes, Jedi Knight hogtied by teddybears?

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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2010, 06:51:12 PM »
I was reminded of another joke I liked, the Robin Williams one.  LMFAO

On the other hand, I'm getting really tired of the sand jokes so I'm glad this is the last ever SW riff.  It was one line in one movie, give it a fucking rest already.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #4 on: January 22, 2010, 09:54:43 PM »
Suddenly, everyone has a flashback of kissing their great aunt.

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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #5 on: January 22, 2010, 10:01:57 PM »
This actually had a line similar to the one riff like joke I remember my Dad saying when I was growing up.  His version:  "I'd hate to be Darth Vader, hearing that music every time I entered a room would drive me crazy."  This riff's version of "seriously?  I just walk ten feet and you have to play it again." had me cracking up for the rest of the movie.

Also loved the questioning of why droids would have pain sensors.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #6 on: January 22, 2010, 11:03:20 PM »
Several laugh out loud lines.  I think the bit that got me the most was Vader singing Harry Chapin to himself and weeping.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 01:40:08 AM »
 After the wide shot of Jabba's place when the little frog thing eats the bug thing and burps and they say something like:  Thanks Lucas, that really moved the story along...  I've been thinking that for many years...

 Could mention just about all of them from the last 40 minutes or so, man they finished strong with this one.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 10:35:23 AM »
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 11:01:19 AM »
so many good ones. loved the bear jokes like "Bear-amir" and "I die, Bearatio!" and especially "Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their MURDER!" Can't wait to watch it again!
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 11:08:22 AM »
"Today's the day the Teddy Bears have their MURDER!" Can't wait to watch it again!

Reminds me of way back to First Spaceship On Venus: "Today's the day the teddy bears go to Venus." I love teddy bear jokes.


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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2010, 02:44:12 PM »
I loved it when Kevin talked like a Wookie "that's what I said, but no one understands me". He did a great job with the voice.



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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 03:30:15 PM »
After the wide shot of Jabba's place when the little frog thing eats the bug thing and burps and they say something like:  Thanks Lucas, that really moved the story along...  I've been thinking that for many years...

Yeah, that was another one that made me laugh out loud.

And made me wonder, Lucas must really like burps, huh?  He has them in every movie.  Two in this one.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2010, 03:32:07 PM »
After the wide shot of Jabba's place when the little frog thing eats the bug thing and burps and they say something like:  Thanks Lucas, that really moved the story along...  I've been thinking that for many years...
And made me wonder, Lucas must really like burps, huh?  He has them in every movie.  Two in this one.

Well, he is eight years old.
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Re: Best Jedi lines
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2010, 04:42:56 PM »
"Hey, he IS her brother... she kisses just like him!"
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