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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1665 on: May 20, 2011, 11:51:24 PM »
This one is so ripe for the riffing it is practically falling off the vine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDndS5N9tes

Oedipus Rex (already a laugh a minute, amiright?).

With William Shatner in the chorus.

And apparently, very, very angry skiing.

(Now hopefully fixed to show an actual video as opposed to a bunch of annoying symbols.)

(ETA: Or not. Sigh.)


 :clap: there is no reason this should not be riffed. I thought I was going to die watching this clip


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1666 on: May 24, 2011, 04:16:07 PM »
1. Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
* Or anything starring Kevin Costner would be ripe for riffing
2. Hollow Man
*This film was praised by David Manning
3. The Indian in the Cupboard
*Starring Hal Scardino, at the time Hollywood's most hideous child actor
4. Braveheart
*Why hasn't this been done yet??
5. The Last Samurai
*Maybe it's because I just don't like Tom Cruise, or maybe it's because this film was praised by Oprah
6. Intruder (1989)
*"Stars" Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Ted Raimi, and Renee Estevez. The term is very loosely applied
7. Jason X
*My personal favorite of the series
8. The Exorcist II: The Heretic.
*Although, I wouldn't mind seeing one for The Exorcist
9. Gigli
*I can't believe this hasn't been done yet.
10. Free Willy
*Is an explanation really necessary?


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1668 on: May 30, 2011, 03:50:11 PM »
8. The Exorcist II: The Heretic.
*Although, I wouldn't mind seeing one for The Exorcist

Hopefully they'd feel no need to bleep out the curse words on this one. ("Your Mother Sucks *bleep* In Hell was the name of my high school garage band.")



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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1669 on: May 31, 2011, 09:37:04 PM »
("Your Mother Sucks *bleep* In Hell was the name of my high school garage band.")

No way! I used to play bass for a grindcore Gene Autry tribute band called Yippee Ki-Yay MötherSücker
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1670 on: June 01, 2011, 10:31:37 AM »
("Your Mother Sucks *bleep* In Hell was the name of my high school garage band.")

No way! I used to play bass for a grindcore Gene Autry tribute band called Yippee Ki-Yay MötherSücker

I thought you were the lead electro-xylophonist for the zydeco-funk band "Hasta La Vista, Davey Jones' Locker"?

That's my older brother Guillaume Barnes. People get us mixed up all the time. I did roadie for HLVDJL when they toured with Parliament in '98. Good times, although we had to cut the tour short when my brother checked into Betty Ford to treat his evermore deadly spiral of crawfish and drink.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1671 on: June 01, 2011, 11:46:39 AM »
("Your Mother Sucks *bleep* In Hell was the name of my high school garage band.")

No way! I used to play bass for a grindcore Gene Autry tribute band called Yippee Ki-Yay MötherSücker

I thought you were the lead electro-xylophonist for the zydeco-funk band "Hasta La Vista, Davey Jones' Locker"?

That's my older brother Guillaume Barnes. People get us mixed up all the time. I did roadie for HLVDJL when they toured with Parliament in '98. Good times, although we had to cut the tour short when my brother checked into Betty Ford to treat his evermore deadly spiral of crawfish and drink.
It's like the old saying: "Never mix invertebrates and ethyl alcohol."

Take note, trucker hat adage writers!
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1672 on: June 01, 2011, 03:11:04 PM »
("Your Mother Sucks *bleep* In Hell was the name of my high school garage band.")

No way! I used to play bass for a grindcore Gene Autry tribute band called Yippee Ki-Yay MötherSücker

I thought you were the lead electro-xylophonist for the zydeco-funk band "Hasta La Vista, Davey Jones' Locker"?

That's my older brother Guillaume Barnes. People get us mixed up all the time. I did roadie for HLVDJL when they toured with Parliament in '98. Good times, although we had to cut the tour short when my brother checked into Betty Ford to treat his evermore deadly spiral of crawfish and drink.
It's like the old saying: "Never mix invertebrates and ethyl alcohol."

Take note, trucker hat adage writers!

Plural?


 :D

Nice.
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1673 on: June 01, 2011, 09:42:56 PM »

 :D

Nice.

Plagiarist, you really ought to cite your sources. Something like: "Nice. (Murphy, Kevin. Rifftrax. Various.)". You better hope he hasn't copyrighted that word, you may have to pay a fine of $3.99 per use of the N word.

Oh, I forgot, "The N Word" already refers to something else. (Norbit)

(Yay, I made it through a post without cursing. Do I get a gumdrop?)


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1674 on: July 10, 2011, 12:05:23 AM »
1.adventures of pluto nash
2.warriors of virtue
3.v for vendetta
4.highlander 2
5.alone in the dark
6.prince of persia
7.the last exorcism
8.one of thr evil dead movies.
9. sorcerers apprentice
10.the truman show
(modified: changed rotting shaolin zombies to the truman show)
« Last Edit: July 14, 2011, 04:42:09 AM by shodan »


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1675 on: July 12, 2011, 07:22:50 PM »
5.alone in the dark

FYI, a "Which Uwe Boll film should be riffed?" poll: http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,21046.0.html


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1676 on: July 20, 2011, 06:20:49 AM »

Avatar, the Last Airbender

...do I really have to state why?
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1677 on: July 20, 2011, 06:24:32 AM »

Avatar, the Last Airbender

...do I really have to state why?

My guess is:

a) tiresome anti-M. Night bandwagon

b) you haven't bothered to see that it's already been riffed
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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1678 on: July 20, 2011, 06:33:42 AM »

Avatar, the Last Airbender

...do I really have to state why?
Yeah you really should check out the home page for those 2 ::)


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Re: List the top 10 films you'd want riffed
« Reply #1679 on: July 20, 2011, 10:04:37 AM »

Avatar, the Last Airbender

...do I really have to state why?

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're talking about the animated series. However, if you're talking about the Shyamalan movie, then you win the Rifftrax Superfan of the Year Award.
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