Cole: "Is this one of those creepy towns where they have loud speakers on every street corner?"
*Kid falling asleep in Church*
Cole: "That was like me at a screening of Angels & Demons."
Janet: "You know I gotta say, I think that kid might be the very best thing about this movie. Look at that. He's awesome."
Cole: "Wow. I had no idea David Hasselhoff could dance and play video games."
Cole: "Hats are made for throwing!"
Janet: "Hey, Ren shrunk and is dancing inside my watch!"
Janet: "What do you mean it's Asstober?"
Man: "Burn in hell. This says burn in hell."
Cole: "In case you didn't notice, this says burn in hell."
