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Thrifty:
I just started watching it, so I can't say yet.

Thrifty:
Sir, the captain has asked that you please stop foreshadowing.

I sure am shortsighted about everything.  Now hand me those shares of AT&T, I'd like to blow my nose on them.

Movie: "He imagined a steamer"
Bill: "Made in Cleveland."

Kibbles and bits....

Wow.  Next year I'll be in the 5th grade.  I'm a big boy.

Mike and Kevin's riffs about the tragedies that claimed millions of lives in the next few decades.

Movie: "You ever been to Wisconsin?"
Mike: "Because if you kill yourself and go to Hell, it's kind of like that."

Wouldn't it be great if Sharktopus jumped up and ate them both right now?

Can I pencil you in for a 3:00 thanking?

You drew the turtle and the pirate quite well.

Movie: "Here comes that vulgar Brown woman."
Kevin: "You mean Wanda Sykes?"

Gope nobody brings up Growing Pains.

Probably one of those dot-dash millionaires.

He said he threw up in your beer.

I'm having a great time.  I could drown tommorrow and I wouldn't even care!

Thrifty:
Rose: "When we arrive in America, I'm getting off with you."
Bill: "Because I sure didn't the first time."

Also, the slam on Fort Worth around 2:56:00

Trekker4747:
"Look, there actually is a guy re-arranging deck chairs!"

Rose (pointing out royals on the ship): That's John Jacob Astor -the richest man on the ship!"
Kevin: His mother was an Jingleheimer-Schmidt.

The Elusive Robert Denby:
When Jack is doing his "King of the Worrrrrld!" thing standing right overtop Fabrizio at the front of the ship:  "I guess the 1912 Anti-Public Sodomy law wasn't in effect on the Titanic"

And the whole conversation with the porpoises made me laugh:  "Death to the Titanic!"  "Death to the Titanic!"  "Death to the Titanic!"

"Your name, Miss?"  "Dawson.  Rose Dawson."  (Thank goodness, a name I don't have to de-Jewify."

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