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Offline Darth Geek

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Splatter
« on: October 29, 2009, 07:52:51 PM »
I just saw the first "webisode" of Splatter, the horror series from Roger Corman, directed by Joe Dante. I only watched it because I love Joe Dante's work, but this...you can't tell it's him. This has the reek of Roger Corman all over it. Sets and lighting that would be laughed out of a small town Haunted House, characters that aren't even one dimensional, I don't know if there even is a "script", and if there is it can't have been written in more than half an hour.

WTF, Joe? We love you, come back to us. You paid your dues with Corman already, now leave him behind you like bad, abusive ex-girlfriend.

On a positive note, The Hole is supposedly really good. Not sure when it comes out, though.