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Offline Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

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I Have But One Question...
« on: October 20, 2009, 08:12:24 PM »
No, not how could a giant dragon wrap itself around a hospital and no one notice.  Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.  Or why the one dragon's name is uncomfortably close to 'bukkake'.

But, who in the blue hell was narrating at the beginning?

I mean, it didn't sound like anyone in the movie.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 08:20:30 PM »
This is where the fish lives.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 08:21:04 PM »
Flag on the moon.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2009, 08:36:10 PM »
Watch out for snakes!


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2009, 08:46:25 PM »
give me the toblerone!

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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2009, 08:49:53 PM »
Everybody up'n down these rivers here knows Crenshaw.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2009, 11:24:46 PM »
well yeah. same questions here too. ;D



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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2009, 11:41:11 PM »
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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2009, 05:13:21 AM »
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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2009, 06:05:11 AM »
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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2009, 06:49:26 AM »
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2009, 07:19:08 AM »
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.

Yeah, I would an agents gun would have more stopping power than that.   


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2009, 08:52:32 AM »
Or how a guy could be shot at point blank range and be perfectly fine.

I think one of the guys explained this.  He was innoculated against bullets.

I think that was my single favorite riff of the whole movie.

Yeah, I would an agents gun would have more stopping power than that.   

Jesus Bob, weren't you paying attention at all?  OUR HERO WAS INNOCULATED AGAINST BULLETS.  Didn't you notice a minute later, the other agent shot the senior agent, and he was instantly killed?  That's because the senior agent wasn't innoculated.


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Re: I Have But One Question...
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2009, 09:13:34 AM »
Jenny McCarthy got the bullet vaccination stopped because it was unhealthy to small childeren.

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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2009, 09:43:46 AM »
Jenny McCarthy got the bullet vaccination stopped because it was unhealthy to small childeren.
yeah, bullets save kids from being autistic.
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