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Offline FBX

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Favorite Lines
« on: October 10, 2009, 02:36:17 PM »
"God I need some coffee"


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2009, 12:14:29 PM »
Zap Rowsdower!


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2009, 03:51:38 AM »
Governor Schwarzenegger's "Get to Da Choppa" policies at work.


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2009, 12:51:58 PM »
"God I need some coffee"

That line works so well given the look on the guy's face as he walks away from beating up the three thugs.


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2009, 04:35:40 AM »
I liked all the Paul Blart and Kevin James jokes.  It seems they make a lot of Paul Blart jokes in several Rifftrax, but this is the one time they really fit.


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2009, 04:44:17 PM »
I really liked the Pokemon/Lord of the Rings comment. I wish I could quote it exactly.


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2009, 06:17:11 PM »
Speaking of Paul Blart jokes..... where did I see that zookeeper guy before?

Edit: Oh wait.  Now I recognize him.  Recurring role on My Name is Earl.


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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 05:09:35 PM »
Speaking of Paul Blart jokes..... where did I see that zookeeper guy before?

Edit: Oh wait.  Now I recognize him.  Recurring role on My Name is Earl.
Yup. He also played Jimmy's coworker on Yes Dear..




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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2009, 09:42:23 AM »
This line got me so good:

Sarah: "I'm not feeling too good. I'm just gonna go home."
Bill: "Wait, did they film one of my dates?"
*Kevin laughs*

Old Man: "Very good! Soon you will be able to beat me."
Kevin: "Beat me at running around really fast and waving sticks at nothing I mean."

Old Man: "The child bears the mark of the Red Dragon."
Bill: "Thus she will be granted 15% discount on orange chicken at Panda Express."

*guy is stepped on by giant Blastoise*
Mike: "Ah, that's how my dad died too."

Mike: "It's my Parish Priest. Father Riley!"
« Last Edit: October 26, 2009, 09:53:22 AM by iv3rdawG »
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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2009, 03:49:03 PM »
"Let's get creepy."

"Their plan of running away while the Dragon eats other people is working out pretty well."

"And 400 dead... And 500 dead..."

"And now, the greatest battle between two identical computer graphics since that DOS game where two gorillas threw bananas at each other."

"And now, the greatest remach since Ali/Frasier 2. Ali Larter vs Frasier Crane that is."

Those, and all the Al Pachino stuff.

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Re: Favorite Lines
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2010, 01:19:31 PM »
"God I need some coffee"

Yeah, that one was delivered perfectly. The other funniest line, wasn't even a line; it was just them laughing at the random shot of the old guy levitating.