It's going to be called:

[Russell]

They're actually making a movie starring two of Johnny Depp's more well known characters.... and it's going to be called...
"Ed Wood Scissorhands" 

[carlobee]

wow  this is gonna be niiiice! haha. 

[SJP]

Wes Craven's planning to remake an Oscar-winning film.  Basically, Tobey Macguire gets kidnapped from this orphanage by David Hess and killed, and Michael Caine plots revenge.  It's going to be called, "The Last Cider House on the Left Rules."

[Russell]

Wes Craven's planning to remake an Oscar-winning film.  Basically, Tobey Macguire gets kidnapped from this orphanage by David Hess and killed, and Michael Caine plots revenge.  It's going to be called, "The Last Cider House on the Left Rules."

Mwah hah hah
Peter Parker, his New wife and daughter visit a house in the middle of nowhere... it's going to be called
"Spidermanos: The web of fate"

[darkchashy]

The Monty Python crew is reuniting one last time to make a film about  a young prince who was playing in the field one day when he noticed a spot on his face.
  It's going to be called life of Brian's song.
  Heh heh heh... hooo boy, sorry.

[Russell]

  It's going to be called life of Brian's song.
  Heh heh heh... hooo boy, sorry.

ohhhh, that's bad. 
Harrison Ford shrinks down to the size of an amoeba to hunt down a rare virus inside of somebody's body... it will be called:
"Indiana Osmosis Jones"

[Thrifty]

There's a movie slated for an early 2011 release about a nuclear war with the Soviet Union that triggers an ice age caused by desalinization of the oceans and an interruption the the North Atlantic Current.  Starring Dennis Quaid, Jason Robards, and Jake Gyllenhall, it'll be called The Day After The Day After Tommorrow.

[SJP]

Bruce Willis prefers to work alone.  But he is forced to team up with a British secret agent (played by Pierce Brosnan) when terrorists hack into the Washington D.C. computer systems and threaten to undermine the entire Eastern seaboard; a troublesome team-up, as Brosnan is more interested in going after the newspaper magnate who has reported that everything in D.C. is fine.  Everything culminates in a climax as Maggie Q and Michelle Kwon fight in an exploding sub, and Jonathan Pryce and Timothy Olyphant are both killed when they are caught between Willis and Brosnan driving cars into their helicopter hovering over a gas-powered energy station.

It's going to be called: "Live Free, or Tomorrow Never Dies Hard."

[Russell]

Howard Stern makes clones of himself so he can live FOREVER! It's going to be called(Yep, you gussed it)....
Private Parts: The Clonus Horror!!!!

[SJP]

Ok, last two for awhile, I promise:

Sandy Dennis has her hands full trying to sort out all the problems she encounters as an English teacher in a New York school district.  But things go from bad to worse when a night with Seth Rogen leads to her getting pregnant.  It's going to be called: "Knocked Up the Down Staircase."

Denzel Washington finds himself coaching a young man, at odds with the Greek gods who can't seem to agree whether they want him to succeed or fail.  Eventually, he gives the young Perseus the strength to do what's right, even when it might draw the ire of the most influential members of the pantheon.  It's going to be called: "Remember the Clash of the Titans."