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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #30 on: October 16, 2009, 12:46:16 PM »
Just noticed the Soultaker logo, and suddenly got one I couldn't resist doing...

Why didn't they call "Soultaker": "Meet Joe Estevez?"


or "Meet 'The Mighty Ducks's Uncle"

Why didn't they call The Pumaman "An Aztec Guys Saves the Planet From The Pumaman"?
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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #31 on: October 22, 2009, 08:13:58 PM »
Now that's a good one. Vadihno kicks ass! (Though, more likely he was supposed to be an Inca. Aztecs didn't live in the Andes mountains.)


Speaking of Robert Z'Dar and Joe Estevez, why didn't they call Maniac Cop Zombie Cop or maybe Mummy Cop? He was more than just crazy, he was undead.
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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #32 on: October 22, 2009, 11:52:33 PM »
Now that's a good one. Vadihno kicks ass! (Though, more likely he was supposed to be an Inca. Aztecs didn't live in the Andes mountains.)

Pretty much, "Okay, guys, I think the hero is THIS guy. Let's face it."

And speaking of which why didn't they call Aladdin, "Genie"?
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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2009, 02:01:23 PM »
Obvious: Why didn't they call "Troll 2" Goblin?
Even better: Call it "Pissing on hospitality"


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #34 on: November 06, 2009, 11:58:12 AM »
Obvious: Why didn't they call "Troll 2" Goblin?
Even better: Call it "Pissing on hospitality"
Or "OHHHH, MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2009, 05:16:20 PM »
Why didn't they call "Left Behind" "Left Behind while Right Ascends to Heaven"?


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2009, 12:54:36 PM »
Why didn't they call Casablanca "The Usual Suspects"?



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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #37 on: November 19, 2009, 07:15:52 PM »
Why didn't they call Un Chien Andalou "The Luis Buniel/Salvador Dali Variety Hour Christmas Special!"


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #38 on: November 19, 2009, 07:36:00 PM »
Why didn't they call Gremlins "Puppetmaster"?

Actualy, why didn't they just call Gremlins "Joe Dante Is Awesome".



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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #39 on: November 24, 2009, 05:40:18 PM »
Why didn't they call "Zombie Nightmare" "The Mighty Thor"


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #40 on: November 24, 2009, 05:47:03 PM »
Why didn't they call "Zombie Nightmare" "The Mighty Thor"
For that matter, why didn't they call Zombie Nightmare....Eddie Van Halen Goes Nutzoid?


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #41 on: November 26, 2009, 06:26:49 PM »
Why didn't they call "Invasion of the Bee Girls" "the Thing that, Along with Barbarella, Helped Me Get Through Lonely Nights In My Teen Years"...

What?


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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2009, 05:46:39 PM »
Alternate titles for Creeping Terror:

Creeping Victims
Monster Food Volunteers
Creeping Plot
The Alien from SHAG
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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2009, 07:57:36 PM »
Alternate titles for Creeping Terror:

Creeping Victims
Monster Food Volunteers
Creeping Plot
The Alien from SHAG

Why didn't they call The Creeping Terror "Bobby!"



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Re: Why didn't they call this movie...?
« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2009, 12:10:11 PM »
Alternate titles for Creeping Terror:

Creeping Victims
Monster Food Volunteers
Creeping Plot
The Alien from SHAG

Why didn't they call The Creeping Terror "Bobby!"
"The Creeping Narration"