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I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)


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I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?



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She chose...poorly.


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I didn't know The Red Death was up for an award...

(who IS that, btw?  cover your face but not your tits?)
Can we start a petition to get Joan Rivers to wear this?
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Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?


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Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:


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Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:
Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:


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Lady GaGa.
Fighting those rumors she's a Transvestite still?

That would be some serious taping and tucking. Unless she's Irish or something.  :rimshot:
As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."


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Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.


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Careful, buddy. Them's fightin' words. Of course any word is fightin' words for an Irishmen. Stupid Irish people.  :rimshot:

Yeah. So? Big whoop, wanna fight about it?

As my Mom once told me, "It just has to reach."

Your Mom should write inspirational Hallmark cards for guys.
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EDIT: I am disgusted with myself for posting that. I'm sorry.
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kay.


AH! I was looking in Recent Posts and didn't see the spoiler. Hummm...lets see.

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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
« Reply #103 on: September 17, 2009, 06:20:48 PM »


Reminds me of a guy at my old school who was completely covered from head toe in red and blue cloth, including his entire face. We all thought he was just some freaky anime fan until we found out he was being treated for leprosy. Then we all felt like douches.

Omigod, Lady Gaga has leprosy!
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I dunno.....I'm still seeing ten fingers there. Of course, we can't see her toes so maybe.

I'm just trying to figure out how she can see in that getup.