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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #75 on: September 15, 2009, 02:39:05 PM »
WHOA!
Quote from: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 02:18:48 PM

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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #76 on: September 15, 2009, 02:45:01 PM »
Quote from: Courtney on September 15, 2009, 02:18:48 PM
I was also a big fan of this one:



I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.

It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #77 on: September 15, 2009, 02:53:29 PM »
Quote from: mrbasehart on September 15, 2009, 02:45:01 PM
It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.

There's a really subtle distinction between "I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique" (which I'm fine with) and "I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention".  It's a hard thing to explain except through the following images:

"I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique, but ultimately succeeding because at least I have enough talent to back it up"



"I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention and I need you to love me despite my complete lack of talent beyond breasts.  LOVE ME!"

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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM »
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #79 on: September 15, 2009, 03:56:09 PM »
Quote from: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
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Fuck, that's pretty harsh.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #80 on: September 15, 2009, 04:08:04 PM »
Quote from: jewishcarpenter on September 15, 2009, 03:56:09 PM
Quote from: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
NOT COOL
Fuck, that's pretty harsh.
Yeah, I was Fucking Offended by her 2 word statement :P
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #81 on: September 16, 2009, 07:49:44 AM »
Quote from: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #82 on: September 16, 2009, 07:58:22 AM »
Quote from: Trumpysgirl on September 16, 2009, 07:49:44 AM
Quote from: RVR II on September 15, 2009, 03:28:22 PM
What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
He Did Here..

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/  :D :D
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #83 on: September 16, 2009, 08:00:26 AM »
Which two you're talking about is the question, not an interesting one but a question none the less.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2009, 10:38:13 AM »
I'll guess...P!nk and...uh...Kelly Clarkson?  The President shouldn't really qualify in the "talent" department, although who knows, maybe he is quite gifted.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2009, 12:22:14 PM »



When threatened, quills will shoot out of the Lady Gaga's head in all directions as a self-defense mechanism.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #86 on: September 16, 2009, 12:47:22 PM »


And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #87 on: September 16, 2009, 01:33:10 PM »
Quote from: Courtney on September 16, 2009, 12:47:22 PM


And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...

Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?
« Reply #88 on: September 16, 2009, 01:42:21 PM »
Quote from: Courtney on September 16, 2009, 12:47:22 PM


Lady Gaga went to the Wizard for courage.
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Re: The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you
« Reply #89 on: September 16, 2009, 03:41:23 PM »


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