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WHOA!

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I was also a big fan of this one:



I kind of love her a lot.  She's completely batshit and fancy.

It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.


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It's like she desperately wants to be in the Fifth Element or something.  I think she tries waay too hard, and it kind of makes her look a little pathetic.

There's a really subtle distinction between "I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique" (which I'm fine with) and "I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention".  It's a hard thing to explain except through the following images:

"I'm trying too hard to appear artsy and unique, but ultimately succeeding because at least I have enough talent to back it up"



"I'm trying too hard because I desperately crave your attention and I need you to love me despite my complete lack of talent beyond breasts.  LOVE ME!"





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What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
NOT COOL
Fuck, that's pretty harsh.


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What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Quote from:  Stephanie Pratt via TWITTER
NOT COOL
Fuck, that's pretty harsh.
Yeah, I was Fucking Offended by her 2 word statement :P


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What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
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What others are saying..

http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2009/09/15/kanye-west-haters??test=faces

Wow, only two people on there with actual talent.

I really hope that the President actually called him a "jackass." That's just awesome.
He Did Here..

http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/15/obama-calls-kanye-a-jackass/  :D :D


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Which two you're talking about is the question, not an interesting one but a question none the less.
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I'll guess...P!nk and...uh...Kelly Clarkson?  The President shouldn't really qualify in the "talent" department, although who knows, maybe he is quite gifted.


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When threatened, quills will shoot out of the Lady Gaga's head in all directions as a self-defense mechanism.


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And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...




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And people said the three-way romance between Max Headroom's gay brother Steve, the Abominable Snowman, and Djimon Hounsou wouldn't last...

Not that there's anything wrong with that
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Lady Gaga went to the Wizard for courage.


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