The Biggest Douche in the Universe Awards! or How can you not have what you are?

[MontyServo]

Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).

I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.

[Trumpysgirl]

Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).

I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.

Man, I'd just be happy if they riffed the trailer.

[TeamRAD]

Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?


I had to learn the hard way, douches!   

"Action-packed" and "Pac-man" shouldn't even be in the same paragraph as each other.

I'm guessing you've never played a modded version before, my friend? In truth, action-packed....

[Tyrant]

I think it may have won an MTV Movie Award.  It should win awards for giving us one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.  Can't wait for the Rifftrax of New Moon.

  It did, though I don't know if MTV Awards are considered adult. Given the gamut of things that win them, I'm thinking not.

  And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

[TeamRAD]

I'm completely psyched for the New Moon riff.

[Tripe]

Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...

OK that settles it, he's actually a very cunningly made up Tracy Morgan pulling a Borat/Ali G. style prank on the world.

[Tyrant]

And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

[RVR II]

My wife's nieces and nephews in Mexico want some of Kanye's songs, so instead of wasting a single Cent on him, I'll just take a stroll over to Lime Wire instead

[Thrifty]

Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...

That apology seems to vacillate between sincere and sarcastic fast enough to make my head spin.

[Courtney]

And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

[Tripe]

Wow that trailer is complete pants.

What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

Meyerian

Actually that's (Melodramatic X 10) + (histrionic X 5)

[MontyServo]

And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

decamelodramatic?

[Tyrant]

And a Rifftrax of New Moon means we'll all have to watch New Moon. Even riffed, the first movie was painful.

I retract this statement. After watching the new trailer for New Moon just now, I think it looks hilarious. Back on topic now.....

My favorite part is when she's writhing in bed screaming in pain because Edward left her.  What's a word that means melodramatic times ten?

Wait, she was doing that because Edward left her? I was thinking perhaps she'd been shot or stabbed or something.

My God, this movie is comedy gold!

[Rude]

That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude

[MontyServo]

That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

Yeah, Megan Fox should definitely be in the running for Biggest Douche. I have to say, that article didn't surprise me at all. I can't wait for her career to dry up and blow away. Then again, Lindsay Lohan hasn't been in anything worth mentioning for years and she's still around. Oh well...

-Rude

Am I the only one who doesn't understand why Megan Fox is considered in some circles as the so-called "hottest looking actress on the planet"?  I mean, she is sorta attractive, but no more so than dozens of other actresses.  I just don't see it.