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Now let's wait and see what lame-ass apology his publicity people come up with for him to say.

His people gave up on him long ago.  From Kanye's blog...





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May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D
Let me guess, you also don't own a tv and want everybody to know that too.
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Dear God, the man writes like a thirteen year old.
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

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That was great, and almost made me laugh as hard as Megan Fox's "I can't believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" quote I came across earlier this morning while they were on the set for Transformers 2.

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Oh Kanye, I'll navigate the maze on your head!

I imagined playing Pac-Man on his head.
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

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May I just add at this junction that - since I'm guessing that this has to do with yet another awards show - I am proud to say that I have no idea what this is about.   ;D
Let me guess, you also don't own a tv and want everybody to know that too.
No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.


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Oh Kanye, I'll navigate the maze on your head!

I imagined playing Pac-Man on his head.

Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?




I had to learn the hard way, douches!   :D


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Speaking of Pac-Man, who did Milton Bradley think they were kidding by expressing the board game was/is "AS MUCH FUN AS THE ACTION-PACKED ARCADE GAME"?




I had to learn the hard way, douches!   :D

"Action-packed" and "Pac-man" shouldn't even be in the same paragraph as each other.
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

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English, man. English! Seriously, a grown man typed this?

No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.

  Agreed. So very few shows award actual, I dunno, talent. Most of them are pretty much just glorified popularity contests. There's no force on Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.


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English, man. English! Seriously, a grown man typed this?

No. I just think that awards shows - except maybe the Kennedy Center Honors - are the biggest waste of time ever.

And an incident like this just confirms my feelings.

  Agreed. So very few shows award actual, I dunno, talent. Most of them are pretty much just glorified popularity contests. There's no force on Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.
Yeah, most award shows are just an embarrassment. Roger Corman?! F#%@ you!



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Earth that can convince me Twilight actually deserved any award on any award show ever for anything other than suckitude.

The hell? It actually won something? I mean, an actual award given by full grown adults?

(I forgive Kids Choice Awards and Teen Choice, because those kids just follow the leader and will realize their stupidity years later).
Dammit, Maverick! Why don't you play by the rules?!

"Joel, what's a Harringway?"
"About a pound."