General Game News

[k1]

New Crash Bandicoot?

[d00hickey]

My first thought was hoax when I saw this. It's too basic and not in the classic Crash style.

[Quantum Vagina]

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/xqTW13AYniY" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/xqTW13AYniY</a>

Well, boys and girls, it looks like I have a new Smash main...

As does Pak-Man!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/dVz-2VuAYlY" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/dVz-2VuAYlY</a>

[Quantum Vagina]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

[RoninFox]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

Had already mostly lost me because of the multiplayer focus, knowing that they are being that lazy just clinched my decision.

[The Lurker]

Weren't there female ones in previous games?

[RoninFox]

Weren't there female ones in previous games?

I think only once as a playable character, and that was for a handheld game.

[Edward J Grug III]

Nintendo acknowledge Metroid: http://www.kotaku.com.au/2014/06/nintendo-is-planning-a-future-for-both-2d-and-3d-metroid/

[Sideswipe]

Weren't there female ones in previous games?

There was a female assassin in a dlc pack for AC 3.

[Lembach]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

[d00hickey]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the mirror every morning.

[Quantum Vagina]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the morning every morning.

I'm trying to comprehend this... is it because programmers are chubby and thus have moobs?

[d00hickey]

http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the morning every morning.

I'm trying to comprehend this... is it because programmers are chubby and thus have moobs?

Yes, one of those mornings was supposed to be mirror. Whoops

[JimJ]

Well, I guess they had to do something to sucker people into pre-ordering an Aliens game after the Colonial Marines disaster: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-isolation-preorder-bonus-missions-reunites-c/1100-6420995/

Hey, remember the days when games would actually come out first before they announced any DLC?

[d00hickey]

Well, I guess they had to do something to sucker people into pre-ordering an Aliens game after the Colonial Marines disaster: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-isolation-preorder-bonus-missions-reunites-c/1100-6420995/

Hey, remember the days when games would actually come out first before they announced any DLC?

Good way to increase piracy SEGA