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Re: General Game News
« Reply #975 on: June 09, 2014, 06:55:20 PM »
New Crash Bandicoot?


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #976 on: June 10, 2014, 03:57:00 AM »
My first thought was hoax when I saw this. It's too basic and not in the classic Crash style.


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #977 on: June 10, 2014, 06:07:27 PM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/xqTW13AYniY" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/xqTW13AYniY</a>

Well, boys and girls, it looks like I have a new Smash main...

As does Pak-Man!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/dVz-2VuAYlY" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/dVz-2VuAYlY</a>
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Re: General Game News
« Reply #978 on: June 12, 2014, 04:14:25 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #979 on: June 12, 2014, 05:12:46 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

Had already mostly lost me because of the multiplayer focus, knowing that they are being that lazy just clinched my decision.
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Re: General Game News
« Reply #980 on: June 12, 2014, 05:51:40 PM »
Weren't there female ones in previous games?


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #981 on: June 12, 2014, 05:54:31 PM »
Weren't there female ones in previous games?

I think only once as a playable character, and that was for a handheld game.
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Re: General Game News
« Reply #982 on: June 12, 2014, 05:57:56 PM »
FINE


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #983 on: June 12, 2014, 06:36:02 PM »
Weren't there female ones in previous games?

There was a female assassin in a dlc pack for AC 3.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #984 on: June 12, 2014, 09:52:28 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #985 on: June 13, 2014, 02:07:01 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the mirror every morning.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2014, 09:26:51 PM by d00hickey »


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #986 on: June 13, 2014, 09:22:52 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the morning every morning.


I'm trying to comprehend this... is it because programmers are chubby and thus have moobs?


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #987 on: June 13, 2014, 09:25:53 PM »
http://www.crushable.com/2014/06/11/other-stuff/assassins-creed-unity-female-avatars-ubisoft-scrapped-why-feminism/

Ubisoft decided that putting a lady into Assassin's Creed Unity was "Too much work."

We're programmers! We've never SEEN boobies before!

Except in the morning every morning.


I'm trying to comprehend this... is it because programmers are chubby and thus have moobs?

Yes, one of those mornings was supposed to be mirror. Whoops


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #988 on: July 09, 2014, 09:31:17 PM »
Well, I guess they had to do something to sucker people into pre-ordering an Aliens game after the Colonial Marines disaster: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-isolation-preorder-bonus-missions-reunites-c/1100-6420995/

Hey, remember the days when games would actually come out first before they announced any DLC?


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Re: General Game News
« Reply #989 on: July 09, 2014, 11:49:47 PM »
Well, I guess they had to do something to sucker people into pre-ordering an Aliens game after the Colonial Marines disaster: http://www.gamespot.com/articles/alien-isolation-preorder-bonus-missions-reunites-c/1100-6420995/

Hey, remember the days when games would actually come out first before they announced any DLC?

Good way to increase piracy SEGA :clap: