When I first tried Facebook, I was used to MySpace, so it confused the hell out of me. Then my wife got on there and, well, you know I had to start actually checking it out now and then to keep an eye on her . . . Once I got used to it, though, I much prefer it to MySpace. Mostly because it's so much more streamlined and not so much of an ad whore.
Hopefully someone actually did call 911 once they saw the two little morons' updates.