Highlights:
"Just think, somewhere out there my future wife's gettin' out of recess right now."
"I just KNOW I have an STD! All right!"
"My tires would be squealing out the the parking lot of this place right about now."
"Wow, getting beat up by a sculpter...."
Best moment of subtlety: Cruise in sunglasses at night (!) lying around outside where Elizabeth Shue works, acting all blind and stuff. Mike, very softly: "Oh my God."
I thought this track had the best use of DisembAudio so far. You didn't hear him except once, and then it was very late in the movie and totally unexpected, so it very much worked.
What made me laugh the most, though, was the thought of Mike crouching down next to a table full of divorcees in a Friday's, flair firmly in place, all, "Can I get you ladies some Jack Daniels Flamin' Madness Tater Appetizers"?