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What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« on: August 06, 2009, 06:54:42 PM »
I learned that if I would've kept my old muscle car collection, I could've crossed the U.S./Mexico border Much Faster ::)
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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 07:31:05 PM »
That looking for Dom AT HIS HOUSE was apparently too complicated for the FBI

Getting punched by Vin Diesel leaves no marks

Someone thought race cars in mountain tunnels was a great idea


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 09:04:43 PM »
I learned Bill does the best Mexican impression.... uh... Homes


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 09:53:10 PM »
I learned that someone's playing Catan.

I learned that there's a program at Julliard that I really need to get into.

I learned that drug lords luv those blue lightbulbs.

I learned that Kev is a rapping maestro.

I learned that playing Warehouse 13 on in the background is quite distracting. As are those blasted Sonic commercials.

I learned that it's cold in that garage.

I learned that saying "homes" perks up every sentence, homes.

I learned that Vin was once a bootblack.

I learned that the Murphy and Corbett clans are a'feuding.

And I was reminded that the ending really sucked.





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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2009, 07:58:12 AM »
I watched the movie unriffed last week in search of stingers, and I haven't watched the riffed version yet.

What I have learned so far is that, apparently, a couple muscle cars can derail a prison bus, and that a decorated FBI agent will ruin his career and freedom to bust the head of a gang of roadside bandits out of jail.


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2009, 10:01:50 AM »
I have to disagree with your interpretation, Thrifty. I see the ending as Dom's acquaintances showing up to mock him as he's going to jail. "Ha, ha, Dom. You're going to prison and we're out here in our cars . And you thought we're going to bust you out. Psyche!"


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2009, 09:46:30 PM »
I learned that Bill has been drinking, a LOT.

I learned that a mobster will go into a chiurch and have several armed bodyguards guard the front door, but none on the side door.

I learned that drug runners will use reckless drivers in bright colored, clearly suspicious vehicles. I learned a drug lord uses his grandpa as his decoy.

I learned that Mexican/ American border security uses high tech equipment, has helicopters ready to go at a moment's notice, and doesn't bother to check the old mine shaft.

I learned that mine shafts do not go down deep into the earth, they merely stay flat and have exits on both sides of a mountain. They are also wide enough to fit two cars side by side.

I learned what Pod Racing would be like if you didn't actually have to turn or anything.



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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2009, 05:20:57 AM »
I learned that Michelle Rodriguiez was smart enough to insist that her character die so she cannot be in the sure-to-come sequeal.

5 Fast, 5 Furious.   Or, if they follow the trend of just taking words out of the title, it will just be called "Fast".


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2009, 06:00:43 PM »
I learned that being punched repeatedly by Vin Diesel will not leave any marks, but being punched once by Paul Walker will leave one for days and days.

I learned that even if you are a wanted fugitive and the FBI know you're in the area, you can walk around in public, and spend hours at your sister's house, without being spotted.

I learned that when trying to wreck a prison bus to get your friend out, the thought that the other 20 convicted felons might escape doesn't bother anyone.

I learned that you can sell several thousand gallons of hijacked gasoline in a matter of hours.

I learned that Letty doesn't consider being trapped and nearly killed by a flaming gas tanker to be dangerous.

I learned that Dwight likes feet.


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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2009, 10:14:47 PM »
I learned Vin Diesel delivers duller one-liners than Arnold Schrazeneger.

I learned that if you have a CODE you live by, no matter how fucked up or illegal it is, your completely excused from any jail time what so ever.

I learned that Bragga looks likes a hispanic version of Gilbert Gottfired (Surprised they didn't joke on that).

I learned that revenge is a good reason to be pardoned from any prison time.

I learned that I don't care if there were any previous films because they are probably too painfully stupid to watch without a rifftrax.
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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2009, 10:30:31 PM »
I learned Vin Diesel delivers duller one-liners than Arnold Schrazeneger.

I learned that if you have a CODE you live by, no matter how fucked up or illegal it is, your completely excused from any jail time what so ever.

I learned that Bragga looks likes a hispanic version of Gilbert Gottfired (Surprised they didn't joke on that).

I learned that revenge is a good reason to be pardoned from any prison time.

I learned that I don't care if there were any previous films because they are probably too painfully stupid to watch without a rifftrax.
Oh and I also learned that the bad guy is apparently a communist lol.
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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2009, 09:54:37 AM »
i suppose, vroom.
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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2009, 11:29:41 PM »
LOL. vroom.



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Re: What Fast and Furious thing(s) did you learn??
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2009, 12:04:56 PM »
That Vin Diesel seems to like playing the "narc who goes native" role - it was the same sort of character he played in xXx
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