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Offline cfkane

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Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« on: August 06, 2009, 11:02:46 AM »
"I can't tell which side of his face was hit by acid"


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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 11:12:35 AM »
When Batman is flying thru the caves in the Batwing...

"Where the HELL am I going?!"
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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 01:35:37 PM »
MASTER DICK AWAY! (really all the Master Dick jokes cracked me up)

and the many many many many many Monty Python & the Holy Grail references.
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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2009, 08:43:05 AM »
I'm an orphan! I'm a 28 year old orphan!


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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2009, 02:02:57 PM »
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Prince.



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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2009, 02:23:55 PM »
-The cat noise when Jim Carey was snapping at someone had me pissing my pants.

-Hopefully you'll land on your feet "Unlike your parents....ZING!"

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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2009, 06:55:45 PM »
I LOVED the Joel Schumacher impersonations.
I am Ambassador Phantom, from the planet Krankor! I am rapidly approaching your planet... in the warship, which you have just seen. I will arrive tomorrow night at precisely eight o'clock. At that time I shall make my wishes known to you. You will obey them... or die! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!


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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2009, 07:08:50 AM »
WAIT!!! "I Have more Puns!"

"We must stay one step ahead of Shumacher"

"Ba ba ba ba ba, I'm lovin It"


I almost died of laughter


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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2009, 08:49:03 PM »
Not just a friend...a brightly colored decoy.

The Venture Brothers Henchmen 21 & 24 impressions

Which half of his face was scarred by acid again?

Let see.  West, Keaton,....Clooney?   What the hell?

ITS A CONE!

Well, you're a legal adult, so do whatever the hell you want.
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Re: Those Favorite Lines With the Glasses
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2009, 09:35:49 PM »
"He is sorta the Wile E. Coyote of the circus hostage scene."

Good stuff!
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