Riddle me this: What have we learned?

[Thrifty]

I learned that it's REALLY tough trying to decide between Ace Ventura and Edward Nygma in a "worse Jim Carrey character" contest.

I learned that, in Gotham City, boxes are cone shaped.

I learned that Batman can defy the laws of gravity and fall faster than Robin and Chase.

I learned that, as famous as Bruce Wayne is, nobody notices some extremely drastic changes in appearance he undergoes.

I learned that, if you are obsessed with killing your mortal enemy, and he is unconscious, and you have a loaded gun, you would rather play stupid mind games than kill him.

[Moleman]

I learned that cones are, in fact, boxes.

[RoninFox]

I learned that the Riddler was pretty uncreative and stole his costume from some freaky carnival machine he found.

I learned that there are women in this world that can be attracted to one symetrical half of your body and not mind at all if another woman dates the other half.

[Bob]

I learned that Joel Shumacker REALLY likes neon and black lights.

He must have a bitchin' basement.

[Darth Geek]

This movie killed me. I didn't learn nothin'.

[ScottotD]

I learned that it's REALLY tough trying to decide between Ace Ventura and Edward Nygma in a "worse Jim Carrey character" contest.

you sir are a monster, the "stepping on bubblewrap" scene alone makes Ace Ventura a classic

[Darth Geek]

I learned that it's REALLY tough trying to decide between Ace Ventura and Edward Nygma in a "worse Jim Carrey character" contest.

you sir are a monster, the "stepping on bubblewrap" scene alone makes Ace Ventura a classic

Ace Ventura was fun. And I will admit to laughing at a few moments with Riddler. Particularly Two Face trying to teach him how to throw a punch. Lets face it, at the time, you hired Jim Carrey to give an over the top funny performance, and that's what he did. It's not his fault it was a horrible direction to take the Batman franchise. And Tommy Lee Jones, well he should have known better, but at some point unless you're going to walk off the set, you got to do what the director tells you. I wonder if Will Smith ripped on Tommy Lee Jones about this role on the set of Men In Black.

[TheUnabeefer]

I learned that mosquitos are afraid of bats.

[Doctor Who?]

I learned that Tommy Lee jones should have his Oscar taken away.  Anyone who did what he did shouldn't have one.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that all those riddles were stolen from issues of Highlights and a 6 year old could solve them in two seconds flat but the world's greatest detective has to put on his thinking face and pace back and forth and spend a minute or two working them out.