The Top 14 Possibly Plagiarized Harry Potter Excerpts
14> "Hagrid turned to Harry and, eyes widening in terror, gasped:
'We're gonna need a bigger wand.'"
13> "Now us, Harry! Tell about us, Harry!" "Well, Ron, after this
is all over, we'll pull some rabbits out of the sorting hat."
12> "And thus did Ron feed the 5,000 at the Quidditch match, with
naught but five Bertie Bott Beans and two chocolate frogs."
11> "As Snape demonstrated the latest Defense Against the Dark
Arts spell, Hermione finally balked at '...You do the Hocus
Pocus and you turn yourself about...'"
10> "And one more thing, young Harry: If there's a bustle in your
hedgerow, don't be alarmed now."
9> "Hermione never thought she'd be writing this, but then again
she never thought it could happen to her. She was but an
innocent yet blossoming young co-ed in a small country
8> "Avada, avada, kedavra... I wanna reach out and grab ya!"
7> "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man
in possession of an invisibility cloak must be in want of
some wizardiferously magical poontang."
6> "Hermoine, dripping with pig's blood on the prom stage, issued
her ominous spell: 'Gymnasium Doorum! Lockticus!'"
5> "It was a dark and stormy night. Harry was doing his Weather
Control 101 homework."
4> "As he cradled her in his rippling, muscular arms, her bodice
heaved with each gasping breath, and, finally, with her loins
burning with such passion that she could no longer control
her filthy muggle desire, Hermione cried out, 'Take me,
Ron Weasley, and make me a WOMAN!'"
3> "I made him an otter. He can't refuse."
2> "I am sick and tired of this motherf*****g Snape on this
and Topfive.com's Number 1
Possibly Plagiarized Harry Potter Excerpt...
1> "Hagrid leaned closer to the young wizard and said, 'The way
your dad, James, looked at it, this wand was your birthright.
I hid this uncomfortable piece of wood up my ass for two
years in Azkaban. And now, Harry, I give the wand to you.'"
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