I don't know if there's a thread like this yet, and if there is, my apologies. The point of this game is to come up with a movie adaptation that would never get made, and come up with a cast for it. My first pick: Garfield Minus Garfield the movie: starring Jake Gyllenhaal. Based on the online comic which photoshops Garfield and Odie out of old Garfield comics, Garfield Minus Garfield is the story of Jon Arbuckle, a sad, lonely, slightly unbalanced man who lives alone in his house, and his futile attempts to combat dementia as he utterly fails to connect with other humans-- especially women-- on any level, Jon spends most of the movie wandering around his house, saying strange, inexplicable things to himself and succumbing to the angst, lonliness, and depression. Or they could just edit Garfield out of the Garfield movie they made a few years ago.