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QuipTracks: The Core - AVAILABLE NOW
« on: June 21, 2009, 01:24:09 PM »


You would think that a movie about sending nuclear bombs to the core of the earth in a giant cigar would be little more than two hours of people looking at readouts and calling out numbers. Well you're right, but facts have never held Hollywood back yet, and they didn't start with this turkey!

Sure, there's enough calling out of numbers to put a lotto junky into a coma, but there are also dive-bombing pidgeons and sentient lightning intent on detonating world icons! Plus, it turns out that the inside of the earth is not dark at all. It actually looks like bolemic angels binged all night on orange Crush, tinsel, and glow sticks then purged! In fact, it's surprising that more people are not blinded when they try to dig a hole. Throw in the illegitimate son of Lady Elaine Fairchilde as a computer hacker and what's not to love?

That's right, everything.

Never fear, even when Hollywood takes a bevy of great talent and literally throws them in a hole, we are there to turn it into a fun evening. So go ahead, pop in that copy of The Core that you accidently bought thinking that it was The Score, start up this QuipTrack and laugh your way to the center of the earth and back.

Features the voices of Tristan, Tracy and Cody

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/ebTK9PA_Whk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/ebTK9PA_Whk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1</a>

Download it here
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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2009, 01:26:01 PM »
The Core will be released Wed. More details/preview later

The Core is an evil, inhuman movie. 

Sweet!


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2009, 01:45:03 PM »
I know what I"m doing Wednesday!


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2009, 02:22:27 PM »
I know what I"m doing Wednesday!

Jury duty for me, but you are probably going to worship :Lisa


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2009, 02:59:17 PM »
Oh hai Bob!

Yes I have duty Jury, I will make sure Lisa is beautiful. Oh hai Bob.

That's me!!!

Goodbye doggie! Oh hai Bob.

Quiptracks is so beautiful. I would do anything for my....Oh hai Bob.


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #5 on: June 23, 2009, 05:52:02 PM »
Getting closer...closer....


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2009, 02:02:15 PM »
Ah, excellent.  "The Core" deserves all the riffing you can deliver!


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2009, 04:49:43 PM »
OK. I'm experiencing adverse weather conditions here. Nothing life-threatening but the power did blink. I'm to the point of the process where something like that can cause long delays so I may be late uploading. Just so ya know


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2009, 04:53:18 PM »
OK. I'm experiencing adverse weather conditions here. Nothing life-threatening but the power did blink. I'm to the point of the process where something like that can cause long delays so I may be late uploading. Just so ya know
Thanks for letting us know.



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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2009, 05:41:28 PM »
Is it going up on Quiptracks.com first or iRiffs?


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #10 on: June 24, 2009, 06:35:36 PM »
I'm uploading now, and the storm has passed so it should be up in 30min.

It will be available exclusively through QuipTracks.com

[Edit]: Updated first post with banner and synopsis. I'll do the preview tomorrow morning.
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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #11 on: June 24, 2009, 06:39:51 PM »
I wonder how this will compare to Tom and Jon's Core iRiff.  I thought it was really good considering it was a first effort and the fact that it came out the day iRiffs began so they didn't have other people's iRiffs to learn from.

I still remember my favorite line too: "He dropped an F-Bomb?  Now we're going to have to recalculate everything!"


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #12 on: June 24, 2009, 06:55:22 PM »
I'm not seeing any download links. Did I buy too early?


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #13 on: June 24, 2009, 07:00:31 PM »
I'm not seeing any download links. Did I buy too early?

It just got done uploading.... check again I guess. There should be some way to get to a link.

I wonder how this will compare to Tom and Jon's Core iRiff.  I thought it was really good considering it was a first effort and the fact that it came out the day iRiffs began so they didn't have other people's iRiffs to learn from.

I still remember my favorite line too: "He dropped an F-Bomb?  Now we're going to have to recalculate everything!"
We intentionally avoided watching this until we were done with ours so as not to be influenced in any way. Now that we're done, I'll definitely check it out.


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Re: QuipTracks: The Core - Coming Wednesday
« Reply #14 on: June 24, 2009, 07:04:16 PM »
David, you can re-access purchases in the My Account section (the link's at the very top of the page). Click on the view button for your last order and you should be able to get to a download link from there