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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2009, 02:45:28 PM »
Well, enjoy the big indistinguishable blobs they'll become when you're in your 40s. I live in Hillbillyville USA and, believe me, I've seen more than my share of ink splotches on women who most likely have had their tattoos for years.

Yeah... if you have bad work done and/or don't take care of your skin you'll end up with indistinguishable blobs.  OH... and apparently, don't get tattooed in Hillbillyville USA!   :D

I'd love to get one, but I'm afraid of getting a bad artist. And I'm afraid of paying hundreds of dollars for a good one.

Always important to check out an artist's portfolio first and talk to them about your ideas... if they sound excited about it, that energy will come across in the finished piece.
 No way around it... if you want good work done, you'll have to pay hundreds for it.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2009, 02:59:17 PM »
I'd love to get one, but I'm afraid of getting a bad artist. And I'm afraid of paying hundreds of dollars for a good one.

Always important to check out an artist's portfolio first and talk to them about your ideas... if they sound excited about it, that energy will come across in the finished piece.

I drew my own and they basically traced it.  The foot one is even my own handwriting.




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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2009, 03:07:30 PM »
I live in Hillbillyville USA

There you go.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2009, 03:14:37 PM »
If i want to be unique I'll just not get a tattoo.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2009, 03:15:57 PM »
If i want to be unique I'll just not get a tattoo.

Good thinking that man, so you'll be getting the Prince Albert then?


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2009, 03:17:09 PM »
I've thought about what it would be like to get like a lot of tattoos that could all be easily covered under clothes, Yakuza style.
So, with a t-shirt on it would look like I had no tattoos, but after I took it off it would be like Woah!  :o
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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2009, 03:18:34 PM »
If i want to be unique I'll just not get a tattoo.

Good thinking that man, so you'll be getting the Prince Albert then?
No way, man.  I enjoy peeing while I stand up.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2009, 03:18:45 PM »
If i want to be unique I'll just not get a tattoo.

You know, with no tattoos you'd still be in the majority.  So, you wouldn't be MORE unique.
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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2009, 03:20:43 PM »
If i want to be unique I'll just not get a tattoo.

You know, with no tattoos you'd still be in the majority.  So, you wouldn't be MORE unique.
Don't you talk to me in that tone, inky. (Look I think I just made up a bigoted term for people with tattoos).


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2009, 03:26:41 PM »
Quote from: jewishcarpenter
(Look I think I just made up a bigoted term for people with tattoos).

Ha, ha!  :D

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I've thought about what it would be like to get like a lot of tattoos that could all be easily covered under clothes, Yakuza style.

I worked as security at a night club for awhile, and half my job was telling Asian gang members that they had to keep their shirts on. Apparently they liked to flash their tattoos to show which gang they belonged to.

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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2009, 03:45:21 PM »
I'm in the witness protection program and I have to move around a lot.    The Feds say I should avoid tattoos for now.


Um, no I have no plans on getting one.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2009, 03:58:55 PM »
I can't remember the comedianne who told the joke first, but I always told friends I wouldn't get a tattoo on my chestular/breastular region because if I got a unicorn on my breast, which would have been cool, after a couple of kids and breastfeeding it would look like a giraffe with a bump on its head.

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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2009, 04:00:54 PM »
I just reread the poll...  "No, people who get tattoos are dumb"  Hahaha... you gotta be kidding.


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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2009, 04:19:19 PM »
I would like to get a Tattoo.





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Re: Tattoo: It's what makes a man, a man
« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2009, 04:50:11 PM »
Perv, oh wait "get" not "get with".

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