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I wish Blade would kill them all
« on: May 05, 2009, 09:08:56 PM »
Suddenly Blade burts into the vampires house and says "some mutha f****ers are always trying to ice skate up hill." Then he gets out his sword and kills them all. Whadda ya think?
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2009, 09:26:06 PM »
That would be awesome! So naturally it will never happen.



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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2009, 12:12:37 AM »
I think it would be better to see Lestat walk in to show these Nancy boy young-blood vampires who's boss.

Then he and Edward have an hour-long angst off and the other characters sneek off to catch a midnight  double-feature of Underworld and Innocent Blood. =o
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2009, 08:51:10 AM »
Something I ripped off from a post at the Something Awful forums:



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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2009, 11:05:54 PM »
At least there would be a decent action scene if Blade showed up. Or... just Kate Beckinsale in some tight black leather get up beating the crap out of all of them... a girl can dream right?
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2009, 07:41:07 AM »
Eh, screw all that. D shows up and dismembers them in seconds. Edward tries to get away (since he's the "fastest") only to be swallowed by Left Hand. You might get a good overall action scene with Blade, but you'd get some gloriously bloody violence out of D.  ;)


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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2009, 09:41:13 AM »
I want to see the Let The Right One In girl kill the Twilight vampires.

Actually, who am I kidding, Count Blah could take them out.



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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2009, 09:56:01 AM »
Which one could kill all the Twilight vampires faster?





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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2009, 11:30:29 AM »
This guy could take them out.



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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #9 on: May 08, 2009, 12:13:18 PM »
But then, Buffy Shows up, and Bella falls in love with Xander because he is also "unique" in no adequately explained way and has some stalkerish habits. Meanwhile Willow and the guy with the worm on a stick swap "more-interesting nerdish supporting character" war stories.
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2009, 04:23:02 PM »
But then, Buffy Shows up, and Bella falls in love with Xander because he is also "unique" in no adequately explained way and has some stalkerish habits. Meanwhile Willow and the guy with the worm on a stick swap "more-interesting nerdish supporting character" war stories.

Oh, the hot, red-headed lesbian witch wins that one, hands down. In fact, I wouldn't mind her flaying that nancy-boy alive like she did Warren just for the internet surfing line.



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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #11 on: May 14, 2009, 12:59:12 PM »
But then, Buffy Shows up, and Bella falls in love with Xander because he is also "unique" in no adequately explained way and has some stalkerish habits. Meanwhile Willow and the guy with the worm on a stick swap "more-interesting nerdish supporting character" war stories.

Oh, the hot, red-headed lesbian witch wins that one, hands down. In fact, I wouldn't mind her flaying that nancy-boy alive like she did Warren just for the internet surfing line.


Oh totally, Willow just rips off Edwards "beautiful marble like" skin and banishes him to hell....mmmm, hell
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #12 on: May 14, 2009, 07:26:07 PM »
Then Willow can wave it in the air and shout "This is the skin of a killer!"
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 09:06:33 PM »
Then Willow can wave it in the air and shout "This is the skin of a killer!"


LOL!! Some how I could totally see that.

I'm in the middle of watching all of the Buffy episodes for the first time and i must say it has so far been an enjoyable experience.
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Re: I wish Blade would kill them all
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 09:19:50 PM »
I've only gotten through the first season, so I got a face full of spoilers by reading this thread.
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