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New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« on: May 01, 2009, 01:34:59 PM »
The short from Tuesdays live show is now available!

http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/cooking-terms



Mario Batali. Emeril Lagasse. Thomas Keller. What do they all have in common? Besides having seen Julia Child naked? That's right, they are all masters of Cooking Terms! Cooking Terms are the first step toward becoming a master chef. Because how can one properly prepare Duck Foie Gras with a Confiture of Meiwa Kumquats and a Balsamic Glaze if you don't know what "boiling" means.

Cooking Terms And What They Mean follows a newlywed named Margie through her first day of housewifery.  Margie evidently spent her childhood in a vegetative coma, because she somehow made it to her wedding day without knowing what "bake" means. We observe Margie as she learns the terms she will need to prepare the Culinary Institute of America's four basic dishes: Meat, Cake, Jelly and Scalloped Cauliflower. Will she successfully cook her husband a delicious meal? Or will her spiral of failure expand so rapidly that it consumes our entire known universe?

Mike, Kevin and Bill now understand the difference between braising and blanching, and as a result their Hungry Man frozen dinners have never tasted better.


http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/cooking-terms


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Re: New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2009, 03:03:33 PM »
Wow, that was fast...... EXCELLANT.

I need that recipe for scalloped califlower..........   :P


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Re: New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2009, 05:00:16 PM »
This was great! I loved how after describing the terms, they essentially made the point of their own short moot by pointing out the terms section of the cookbook.
I was hoping for a Club Scum or some Hobgoblins reference when they were talking about scum.



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Re: New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2009, 08:17:57 AM »
4/12 already!


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Re: New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2009, 08:22:19 AM »
Dammit! I'm Still either Not getting these emails, or their ending up in my Spam filter :grr:

But this will wrap up my Volume 5 DVD (based on Gammer's Shorts DVD cover - 8 shorts per Vol.) :highfive:
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Re: New Short - Cooking Terms now available!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2009, 11:07:06 AM »
Dammit! I'm Still either Not getting these emails, or their ending up in my Spam filter :grr:

But this will wrap up my Volume 5 DVD (based on Gammer's Shorts DVD cover - 8 shorts per Vol.) :highfive:

This finished my volume 4 (I do ten per)  :highfive: