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Re: Star in your own Twilight knock-off book!
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2010, 03:14:48 PM »
My LiveJournal has an ad for this ever since I reposted my brother's New Moon review. As soon as I saw it, I was simultaneously depressed for our culture, and in awe of this publisher's utter genius. They're going to be rich.


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Re: Star in your own Twilight knock-off book!
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 11:08:48 AM »
Hmm. This warrants investigation. (Goes to check out the free preview)

I love this bit of advice in the name field:

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(Usual first name - i.e. Jen versus Jennifer. Only capitalize the first letter!
If you can't think of a heroine, try Kristen Stewart, Blake Lively or Dakota Fanning.)

And for the male:

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(Usual first name - e.g. Mike versus Michael. Only capitalize the first letter!
Can't think of a hero? Consider Robert Pattinson, Nick Jonas or Taylor Lautner!)

Now to insert the first forum member names that come to mind, and VOILA! Good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel!

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Re: Star in your own Twilight knock-off book!
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 11:59:26 AM »

The synopsis:

 
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Optimus Prime is a studious, book-loving high school senior whose safe world is turned upside down when she's drawn to the hero of our story, Purplemonkeydishwasher Smith, an immortal vampire whose dangerous 'unlife' is both frightening and fascinating. Their friends Spiderman and Mr.T advise and support this starcrossed pair as they begin a turbulent relationship.


And now, a breathtaking preview:

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Re: Star in your own Twilight knock-off book!
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 12:09:03 PM »
I've read worse fanfiction. :^)