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Offline THE QUEEN!!!

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #45 on: April 30, 2009, 08:21:38 PM »
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
If the vampires drained her blood she would not look any different.

yeah but at least she'd stop blinking
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #46 on: May 04, 2009, 08:40:52 PM »
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
If the vampires drained her blood she would not look any different.

But there would still be a creepy, stalkering, tire-slashing 80yo+ vampire guy hanging around high school.
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #47 on: May 04, 2009, 09:02:46 PM »
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
If the vampires drained her blood she would not look any different.

But there would still be a creepy, stalkering, tire-slashing 80yo+ vampire guy hanging around high school.

Lousy vampire, encroaching on my turf....    :angry:
...and there he was, reigning supreme at number two.  The One... The Only... The Unabeefer.



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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #48 on: May 17, 2009, 03:24:14 PM »
Wow. That might have been an even worse movie than The Happening.

Nice work on the riffing, not my favourite, but solid. 8 out of ten from me.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #49 on: May 24, 2009, 11:52:27 PM »
Eh. This one didn't live up to the hype for me. =/ There were funny moments, but it wasn't up to the rollicking hilarity of Willy Wonka or Eragon.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2009, 04:09:32 AM »
The riff was great, but it took me several hours to get through the movie. Oh man this was horrible. At one point while taking a break from the film, I was watching PBS and Mister Rogers was on singing "What Do You Do With the Mad That You Got."


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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #51 on: May 26, 2009, 12:18:52 PM »
that's hilarious---Mr Rodgers was following you!
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #52 on: June 07, 2009, 03:24:41 AM »
She'd be skinnier.... and maybe a bit younger too...  **daydreaming**

Um... why?

Anyway, this is by far the best Rifftrax yet. Non-stop hilarity. It really was pure quality.  :clap:


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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #53 on: June 08, 2009, 10:32:07 PM »
Gave it a 9. Should've posted this right after I saw it. I've been less than impressed with Rifftrax as of late and I want to make sure I give credit where it's due. This was a really good riff. As much as I tried not to laugh with my mom in the room, "That's one powerful boner" was just too hilarious.  :clap: I loved the Ice on Mars riff, but Rifftrax pulled out all the stops on this one. It won by a ways, I'm afraid.


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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #54 on: June 10, 2009, 11:50:59 AM »
So here's what doesn't make sense:
People who are like "I don't want to watch this rifftrax because the movie is bad."
Did you ever in your life actually watch MST? Ever? No? Oh, I see. OK let me explain...

If you are lucky, three men will watch a movie and make funny, snarky, goofy, etc remarks and this makes the bad movie sit-through-able.

I NEVER would have seen 300 if they didn't make a rifftrax (this is the correct way to react:)  "I would have never watched Twilight if there had not been a rifftrax to accompany it," and so on...

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #55 on: June 10, 2009, 11:53:24 AM »
Did you ever in your life actually watch MST? Ever?

What the hell is MST?


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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #56 on: June 10, 2009, 12:02:23 PM »
Did you ever in your life actually watch MST? Ever?

What the hell is MST?

It's kind of like the CIA or FBI but with robots... wait, it's exactly like the CIA or FBI.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #57 on: June 10, 2009, 12:07:20 PM »
Damn fine answer!


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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #58 on: June 15, 2009, 02:16:55 PM »
9/10.  The boys were very much on form for this one, and they needed to be.  That was a rough movie.

And now I've got to go watch it again for the second time in six hours, this time with one of the iRiffs. (*ahemRavenahem*)  Because there's no way I'm spending another day's rental fee on this thing.  I'll let you know if I survive the double-feature with my sanity in reasonably large pieces.  Geez, this movie is like Cthulhu:  to see it is to go mad ...

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... and I'm back.  And no, I don't think I survived the double-feature with my sanity intact.  It's the next morning, and I think I've finally discovered what a hangover feels like.  Saving a dollar sounded sooooo good in theory.

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2009, 07:42:29 PM »
I watched "Twilight" sans RiffTrax (...don't ask).  Now, I was expecting horrible, godawful drivel with much pandering to be had by all.  I know many will disagree, but I came to find out that I found the characters believable enough, the acting on par and the plot coherent (unlike most of this sentence).  The reason for this confession is so that I may ask.......

Do people find this RiffTrax a 9 or 10 because it appeases hatred for "Twilight" or would it still be as good if you felt indifferent about the movie?