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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #30 on: April 26, 2009, 02:19:41 PM »
Quote from: Darth Geek on April 26, 2009, 08:46:18 AM
Star Wars Holiday Special was so bad in a goofy way. Twilight is so bad in a boring way

See, I have the complete opposite reaction. That Holiday special is like a hot railroad spike shoved through my ana--- er.. It's just bad in a painful way. I can hardly sit through it.  While Twilight made me laugh even apart from the commentray (when Edward puts Bela on his back runs up the hill, I was laughing more at the scene than Bill's additions, thought that made it even more hysterical) 
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #31 on: April 26, 2009, 04:20:48 PM »
I buy any riff Mike, Kevin, and Bill do together.  ANY riff.  There is no movie or short so bad that I'd turn away from a Holy Trinity riff.

But this right here was my same reaction:

Quote from: THE QUEEN!!! on April 25, 2009, 11:18:06 PM
I've spent the whole year avoiding Twilight---even before it came out, I didn't want any part of it, and when I found out nhow bad it was, I rejoiced that I narrowly escapes the bush.

Then I see those fatal words on top of the forum page: "Get TWILIGHT!!!"

The only difference is that when I saw that I took a few tranquilizers, bought the bullet, and rented the damn thing.  So, from me to you, fellow Twilight avoider, buy this riff and rent the crappy movie.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #32 on: April 26, 2009, 05:29:23 PM »
I couldn't give it a perfect score, but I can't stop watching the movie with acompanying Riff.  It is that awesome.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2009, 08:54:37 PM »

The armadillo demanded me to give it a 9. k.

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #34 on: April 26, 2009, 09:29:08 PM »
I've been enjoying the riffs so far this year, from the re-riffed Legend movies to Jaws and Empire and the parade of shorts, but for this one it seemed like the game got upped quite a bit.  More laughs than I've had on a new release in awhile.

Hmm, what else to say...

I was...

do you thin...

I don't...

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LINE!

10 from me
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 02:32:52 AM »
Excellent Rifftrax. PERFECT 10!
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #36 on: April 27, 2009, 12:13:53 PM »
Quote from: ShadowDog on April 26, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
I buy any riff Mike, Kevin, and Bill do together.  ANY riff.  There is no movie or short so bad that I'd turn away from a Holy Trinity riff.

But this right here was my same reaction:

Quote from: THE QUEEN!!! on April 25, 2009, 11:18:06 PM
I've spent the whole year avoiding Twilight---even before it came out, I didn't want any part of it, and when I found out nhow bad it was, I rejoiced that I narrowly escapes the bush.

Then I see those fatal words on top of the forum page: "Get TWILIGHT!!!"

The only difference is that when I saw that I took a few tranquilizers, bought the bullet, and rented the damn thing.  So, from me to you, fellow Twilight avoider, buy this riff and rent the crappy movie.

I too love the Three AMigos no matter what, so I will see this. But maybe I can borrow it.... :)
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #37 on: April 27, 2009, 10:06:44 PM »
Great riff!!! Just spot on. More LOL moments than I can remember recently.

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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #38 on: April 29, 2009, 09:17:53 AM »
ok, I got it and watched it and rated it: 10 for 10!! Fantastic riffing of a terrible movie that was perfect fodder for the Three Amigos---lots of cheesy action and pausing, and best of all TERRIBLE acting. "I won't be less bland---that's where I draw the line." So great!!! (and best of all, I borrowed the DVD, so I didn't give that terrible Bella actress any money!)
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #39 on: April 29, 2009, 09:38:58 AM »
If it helps, by giving Kristen Stewart money you're helping feed her crippling smoking addiction.  The more she smokes, the sooner she'll get throat cancer, become a mute, and have to give up acting.  WOO HOO!!!
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #40 on: April 29, 2009, 11:43:48 AM »
yeah, but I didn't want to encourage them making a sequel with that cast and director, so.....
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #41 on: April 29, 2009, 02:08:33 PM »
Well there's going to be a different director for each sequel, and the cast is already under contract for some more movies. At this point, I think the money you pay for this movie would end up with Summit Entertainment.

Which I'm alright with, assuming The Hurt Locker is as good as everyone says it is.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #42 on: April 30, 2009, 01:08:20 PM »
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #43 on: April 30, 2009, 01:10:02 PM »
Quote from: THE QUEEN!!! on April 30, 2009, 01:08:20 PM
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
If the vampires drained her blood she would not look any different.
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Re: Rank a Twilight!
« Reply #44 on: April 30, 2009, 03:57:24 PM »
Quote from: Darth Geek on April 30, 2009, 01:10:02 PM
Quote from: THE QUEEN!!! on April 30, 2009, 01:08:20 PM
yeah I was glad to hear they fired the director, but I wish they fired Bella too--actually I wished the vampires drained her blood and burned the remains
If the vampires drained her blood she would not look any different.

She'd be skinnier.... and maybe a bit younger too...  **daydreaming**
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