Watching Birdemic now, finally.
Ho.
Ly.
SHIT.
NORTH MEANS UP!
Wow, just now? Well, better late than never because this one is EPIC.
SCHLOCK AND TERROR!!!
Birdemic is still one I have trouble with-- I mean, it is funny as hell and there are more gut laughs in that one than in att the Star Wars riffs combined, but the film itself drives me absolutely insane with rage. How could they haver thought any of that was good? the acting. the effecvts. the dialogue "she's taking a shit"

"i hear a mountain lion"

"solpanuls"

leaving the $100 a gallon gas can? the traffic in the background? Victoria's Secret model? a million dollar sale (after 50% discout, of course)

"hanging out with the family"

exploding eagles

what the hell was wrong with those people!?

didn't anyone thing to question the director? "dude, i'm no bird expert, but i'm pretty sure none of them SPIT ACID!" "i know a bit more about fire dynamics and i know fire doesn't appear in random self-contained patches in a forest and that no operation would result in 0% containment (a comment the "newscaster made that Mike and Co didn't jump on, but that drove me crazy)". has the director ever seen a Victoria's Secret model? omg-- i'm getting all aggrivated just thinking about it now. And why "Shock and Terror"? why not "Shock and Caw"?
