Birdemic: Live edition.
It's been a while since I watched Birdemic, but I think I full and unironically hate this movie now. If it were just produced poorly, I could put it into the "so bad it's good" category, but the story makes so little sense and the moralizing is so heavy handed that I just can't stand it any more. It seems like it's supposed to be a ripoff of The Birds, but in that movie people actually attempted to avoid the birds by staying inside. In this movie, as soon as birds start attacking people, our heroes immediately go on some long, directionless drive around California, stopping several times to have picnics. Their van seems to get about 3 miles per gallon, and they are constantly hungry. The plot just made so little sense that it was just insulting.
Also watched Hawk The Slayer yesterday. What was that? Jack Palance is a good actor. Why was he in this awful movie giving such an awful performance? It made no sense.