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How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: March 20, 2009, 03:20:54 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/how-much-affection



It's a question we ponder every time we tip the pizza guy: How much affection? Is it necessary to set the box down before embracing him?  How long do you hold him, knowing that he has other deliveries to make? Can lower tips be compensated for with more affection?  How Much Affection? sadly touches on none of these issues; its Pizza Guy advice comes from the "30 Minutes or Free" era and is therefore quite out of date. What you will find in this short are dates that end in tears, sandwich making and a stern reminder of the potential Gerber-eating consequences of Too Much Affection.

Riffers Mike, Kevin and Bill differ wildly in their estimates of How Much Affection, but mostly because Bill insists on measuring affection using the metric system.

http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/how-much-affection

Our longest short yet: 20 whole minutes of riffing goodness! 


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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2009, 05:52:06 PM »
Git'n eet naow! :o


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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2009, 07:31:03 PM »
There now, you see, I always knew the metric system was up to no good.
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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 09:53:40 AM »
This one was freakin hillarious!!!!!!! Probably the best one since "Each Child is Different"   :clap:
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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2009, 01:42:19 PM »
Ah...after all of those re-riffs, it's nice to have something new again. This was a fantastic short (and a fairly long one at that). Good job, guys!


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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 22, 2009, 04:11:01 PM »
how do I watch the shorts? It's not like they're on DVD.... this one looks hilarious, so I want to see it, but how?
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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2009, 05:05:59 PM »
You play them like a video file.  They should work with quicktime or windows media player, but we strongly recommend using VLC.  it's free and easy:

http://www.videolan.org/vlc/

You can also burn them to a DVD or put them on your ipod.  I'm sure someone can point you to a guide to explain how.

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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 22, 2009, 05:08:42 PM »
Yup, anything that's marked as VOD you can download as one file, all mixed together, no synching required. 
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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2009, 05:57:36 AM »
You can also take the hi-res MPEG-2 file, and use DVD Flick (a free program) to burn on a DVD that will play on any DVD player.   You can take 8 or so of the hi-res shorts and make your own shorts DVD.

There are covers out there that folks have made in the SHORTS forum to use as well.


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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2009, 09:23:58 PM »
"Stuff White People Like Dot Com -- The Movie." XD

I'm so glad I splurged and paid the $0.99.


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Re: How Much Affection? Now Available!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2012, 07:01:09 AM »
Love those 50's morality tales.