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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2009, 05:05:25 PM »
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2009, 05:17:10 PM »
.. which is administered by none other than Wilford Brimley.  Wilford had been on a tough case as of late, tracking the terrorist activities of a man known as Dick Van Patten.  Dick's latest terror activity included...

...releasing General Zod and his cohorts from the Phantom Zone (in exchange for giving Dick Van Patten control over Australia).  Zod declares dominion over the Earth, and orders President Obama to kneel before him.  Obama will have none of it, though, so he...

.. socializes everything and takes over as leader of the USSA for life ...

OK Time Out in the game:

There is no "activity" even remotely involving 'mechanisms' here in these last posts, just descriptions of people basically. This is a rube goldberg machine in action, so there needs to be action.. and at least sometimes mechanisms. :P

OK Time In... let's backup and start from here:

...on the launch button of a model rocket that some kid had just finished setting up on the sidewalk outside the HQ building of Homeland Security...

P.S. - notice I did not describe the button as performing its intended function, but instead left it up to the next poster to decide if the rocket did indeed launch, or if something unexpected occurred. This is another example relating to Rule #4.
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2009, 05:24:56 PM »
The rocket launches into space.  The kid is amazed.  The rocket wasn't supposed to go that high!  As it enters into orbit, the rocket crosses paths with the hubble telescope and hits it smack on the lens, shattering it to pieces.  A piece of the lens hurtles, flaming, towards gravity hill back on earth with alarming speed when ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #18 on: March 27, 2009, 05:30:22 PM »
The reversed gravity of gravity hill takes over. Slowing the lens which then flutters harmlessly to earth and landing ............


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #19 on: March 27, 2009, 05:42:40 PM »
...on the edge of a tree stump, where it coincidently became a magnifying glass for the sun's rays and...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #20 on: March 27, 2009, 05:43:36 PM »
.. burned up the golf ball.  This made Screech angry, and as he whipped Zak, he noticed that ....
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #21 on: March 27, 2009, 05:47:11 PM »
The whipping motion of Screech had caused the tree branches to shake, causing an apple to fall and roll towards the building...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #22 on: March 27, 2009, 05:58:14 PM »
...but about halfway there it rolled over the tail of a sleeping cat, which startled the cat so badly it jumped 3 feet into the air and then...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #23 on: March 27, 2009, 06:01:26 PM »
.. known Scientology inventor / brainwasher and long dead L. Ron Hubbard's ghost arrived on the scene.  He saw the cat in fear and decided he needed to rid it of body thetans in a volcano.  L Ron's ghost hurled the cat with his mighty ghost powers into Mt. St. Helens ....
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #24 on: March 27, 2009, 06:15:28 PM »
...which, coincidently, was awaiting just such a feline sacrifice (as foretold in ancient Eskimo prophecy for reasons we may never know), to unexpectedly erupt in a strangely controlled fashion. As it spewed forth lava in a small, geyser-like fashion into a hidden underground lake, the pressure build-up from the steam...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #25 on: March 27, 2009, 06:18:33 PM »
.. prompted a response from Dick Van Patten.  Dick was a devout Catholic and knew Scientology was crap.  He mourned the loss of the cat while calculating a response.   Such a response must be swift and just.  Dick called the only man he knew could assist him in taking out L. Ron's ghost in a timely fashion ....
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #26 on: March 27, 2009, 06:32:19 PM »
enter bill murray (he aint afraid of no ghosts)...upon his trip to the volcano, he was the first to notice that the trapped steam had caused a small amount of continental drift. Not alot, but just enough to make people set their clocks ahead .34 seconds. All did this, except for Joe who was sleeping when the change was announced. Getting up and realizing he was late for work at the old mysterious factory of gravity hill, he sped down the road at an amazing speed and smashed into a.......


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2009, 07:12:28 PM »
...kid on a skateboard. The kid went down (pondering lawsuits before he even landed, like the good TV reared child he was), but the skateboard kept rolling on out into the street...


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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #28 on: March 27, 2009, 07:38:34 PM »
.. into the feet of a vernable Tony Hawk.  Tony was no stranger to skateboards, and made a career of making an ass of himself at 60 years old riding around one like a jackass.  Tony didn't think he was old, and didn't care either: L. Ron Hubbard made him believe he was invincible.  coupled with the immortality of Scientology and the need of having a good bong hit, Tony jumped around on the skateboard like a a man much younger.  As he went for his 5th ollie, the skateboard flew into the air towards ...
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Re: The Perpetual Rube Goldberg Machine thread
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2009, 10:51:09 AM »
...a clown wearing extra-tall stilts while riding a segway and juggling 5 chimpanzees wearing power ranger costumes. The skateboard smashed into one of the clown's arms, sending him spinning and flailing around frantically in an ultimately futile effort to regain his balance. As he fell spectacularly face first toward the ground...